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Fuck Smart Phones
« on: May 29, 2014, 02:29:32 am »
I say again, fuck smart phones. I understand I am a minority of phone users who still uses a simple brick phone but seriously, I like the phone I have. I don't need to be connected with apps or any of that gps shit. All I need is the ability to give and receive calls and texts. The only extra I might possibly want is internet which I can still get even if its shit. I liked the days when people could go for 10 minuets before checking their fucking phone.

Fuck phones, fuck your modern day bullshit, ill stick with my rocks and fire thank you very much!
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Re: Fuck Smart Phones
« Reply #1 on: May 29, 2014, 03:19:15 am »
yea...modern society is such a waste.  lets all move back into the jungles and beat each other with sticks and drag women around by their hair

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« Reply #2 on: May 29, 2014, 04:15:15 am »
Flip-phone master race reporting in.

I actually don't mind smartphones at all really. It's that data plan they FORCE you to get along with it that I hate.


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« Reply #3 on: May 29, 2014, 01:44:30 pm »
I have a Kyocera Jax, it makes calls (barely) takes a million years to send a text. And it cost about $5. My service is also free from CA, 250 minutes and 250 texts a month. It's mostly for emergencies. If I can't be reached on my home phone or internet, I'm out and fucking busy, leave me the fuck alone.

I hate fucking douchebags that are constantly on their phones. I actually told a girl to leave my house a few weeks ago, invited her over for dinner, and being a fat girl you'd think she could have disconnected a while for free fucking food. But nope. Glued to her fucking phone.

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Re: Fuck Smart Phones
« Reply #4 on: May 29, 2014, 01:50:13 pm »
Generally people without smartphones are poorfags/retards. 


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Re: Fuck Smart Phones
« Reply #5 on: May 29, 2014, 02:20:58 pm »
Its funny how cell phones started off being the size of a concrete block, then the fad was to make them the size of a postage stamp, now theyre making them huge again.  I have one thats the size of a pad

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Re: Fuck Smart Phones
« Reply #6 on: May 29, 2014, 04:31:57 pm »
If you cant reach me on this phone in my room you can call back later cause im busy and not taking calls.
no smart phones for me.



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Re: Fuck Smart Phones
« Reply #7 on: May 30, 2014, 05:09:56 pm »
i know the feeling rocklin my 64 yr old mother feels the need to call me down stairs to show me some pop up on her laptop for a fucking smart phone contract that only 59.99 a mouth with all this bull shit with it in response ill say ill buy it when its smart anoth to do my job
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« Reply #8 on: June 01, 2014, 10:22:34 pm »


the only post on-topic.  everyone else...gets banned

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Re: Fuck Smart Phones
« Reply #9 on: June 01, 2014, 10:31:32 pm »
Did you block the labia out because it's the same woman with this ugly genitalia? I'm genuinely curious.


You don't have to be a student of Sun Tzu to realize that going face-down ass-up for a bunch of paedo's is a bad move for a number of reasons. I hope the final dimming embers of Totse aren't finally extinguished by a few kiddie-fiddlers. Even death by furries would be better than that.

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« Reply #10 on: June 03, 2014, 07:38:42 am »
Youre awfully critical for someone whos only experience with labia is when its attached to something that moos,  bleats, or makes some other animal sound

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« Reply #11 on: June 03, 2014, 07:41:24 am »
My theory seems a lot more plausible. You're self concious about her ugly twat.
You don't have to be a student of Sun Tzu to realize that going face-down ass-up for a bunch of paedo's is a bad move for a number of reasons. I hope the final dimming embers of Totse aren't finally extinguished by a few kiddie-fiddlers. Even death by furries would be better than that.

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« Reply #12 on: June 03, 2014, 07:47:57 am »
No theory you have ever said, thought, or done in your life has been plausible

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