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Jesus would kick the living shit out of muhammed.
« on: September 02, 2014, 03:02:27 pm »
And just for the fuck of it, he would turn the water in his blood into wine, and you remember the demons that possessed the herd of swine in matthew 8?  Jesus would instead force the demons to attack muhammed with the pigs.  Pork, alcohol, muhammed goes straight to fucking hell. 
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Re: Jesus would kick the living shit out of muhammed.
« Reply #1 on: September 02, 2014, 03:11:03 pm »
The swine that the demons posessed then ran off a cliff. I dont understand why Muslims believe it is still a sin to eat pork.

Another thing a lot of people don't realize is a lot of Muslims actually believe in jesus, and in his second coming too.
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Re: Jesus would kick the living shit out of muhammed.
« Reply #2 on: September 02, 2014, 03:13:07 pm »
bitch, please, Muhammad literally killed people and led armies into battle. Jesus turned the other cheek like a faggot lolololol
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Re: Jesus would kick the living shit out of muhammed.
« Reply #3 on: September 02, 2014, 03:13:29 pm »
he also got pwnt by jews lolololol
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Re: Jesus would kick the living shit out of muhammed.
« Reply #4 on: September 02, 2014, 03:16:09 pm »
bitch, please, Muhammad literally killed people and led armies into battle. Jesus turned the other cheek like a faggot lolololol

None of this would matter once muhammed is stumbling around all fucked up and pigs are biting his genitals and shit.
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Re: Jesus would kick the living shit out of muhammed.
« Reply #5 on: September 02, 2014, 03:19:07 pm »
bitch, please, Muhammad literally killed people and led armies into battle. Jesus turned the other cheek like a faggot lolololol

None of this would matter once muhammed is stumbling around all fucked up and pigs are biting his genitals and shit.

what's your IQ?
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Re: Jesus would kick the living shit out of muhammed.
« Reply #6 on: September 02, 2014, 03:20:32 pm »
Was Jesus a fag? He never scored even though he had the power to do so.
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Re: Jesus would kick the living shit out of muhammed.
« Reply #7 on: September 02, 2014, 03:22:51 pm »
bitch, please, Muhammad literally killed people and led armies into battle. Jesus turned the other cheek like a faggot lolololol

None of this would matter once muhammed is stumbling around all fucked up and pigs are biting his genitals and shit.

what's your IQ?

What's your mom's phone number?
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Re: Jesus would kick the living shit out of muhammed.
« Reply #8 on: September 10, 2014, 04:59:25 pm »
Was Jesus a fag? He never scored even though he had the power to do so.

I'd be surprised if the only part of Christ's body Mary Magdalene touched was his feet.