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Offline Prometheus

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I am DELICOUS
« on: November 27, 2014, 02:12:41 am »
Animals that have bitten me:
  • Mammals
    • Human
    • Cat
    • Dog
    • Goat
    • Sheep
    • Mouse
    • Rabbit
    • Pig
    • Guinea Pig
    • Gerbil
    • Chipmunk
    • Squirrel
    • Rat
    • Kangaroo
    • Horse

  • Birds
    • Cockatoo
    • Cockatieil
    • Duck
    • Goose
    • Swan
    • Chicken
    • Crow

  • Reptiles & Amphibians
    • Bullfrog
    • African Clawed Toad
    • Horned Toad
    • Garter Snake
    • Corn Snake
    • Snapping Turtle
    • Painted Turtle

The only explanation is that I am one tasty bastard.
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Offline JasonVorhees

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Re: I am DELICOUS
« Reply #1 on: November 27, 2014, 02:36:43 am »
lol what country you in?
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Re: I am DELICOUS
« Reply #2 on: November 27, 2014, 03:31:33 pm »
Quote from: JasonVorhees on November 27, 2014, 02:36:43 am
lol what country you in?

africa

gontratz  u now have nigger aids
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Re: I am DELICOUS
« Reply #3 on: November 28, 2014, 07:43:09 am »
America, in the midwest. I can see how the kangaroo might be a bit odd in that context though, there was an exotic animal display involved. I was also licked by a fox-nosed bat and a tiger cub that same day.
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Re: I am DELICOUS
« Reply #4 on: November 28, 2014, 04:53:13 pm »
You must be an animal lover :)
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Re: I am DELICOUS
« Reply #5 on: November 28, 2014, 07:20:04 pm »
* Arnox shrugs.

I know one person who mosquitoes seem to make a beeline for whenever he comes into any sort of proximity with them. True story. I've seen it happen.
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Re: I am DELICOUS
« Reply #6 on: November 28, 2014, 08:06:00 pm »
Quote from: equanimity on November 28, 2014, 04:53:13 pm
You must be an animal lover :)

Sounds like his technique is too rough.
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« Reply #7 on: November 29, 2014, 05:29:47 am »
Yeah, I am an animal lover, and they seem pretty fond of me, in general. Except for geese. Geese hate me for some reason. I've had geese spring out of the bushes and attack me on several occasions. (and no, there were no eggs back there). They come at me when I go to the lake too. Or the library. Fucking geese.
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