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Re: I just Ate A Domino's Pizza
« Reply #45 on: October 01, 2014, 11:57:57 am »
http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wood-fired_oven

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Restaurants all over the world operate wood ovens for making pizzas. Many people dream of cooking pizza in a back-yard oven. Is the pizza always better because the oven is heated with wood? No. The secret to "the best" pizza is a hot oven, not the fuel source. While wood fired ovens potentially make incredibly fine pizza, simply heating an oven with wood does not guarantee success. The oven has to be really hot -- pizza baking temperature is 750F (400C).
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Even when baking pizza at home for a party, the period of extreme heat will probably not last long enough to bake all the pizzas you need. The solution is to do what pizza restaurants do, rather than sweep out the embers, after the main oven firing push them to one side against the oven wall and then continue to add wood as needed to maintain the oven's 750F (400C) temperature.

http://www.pizzamaking.com/forum/index.php?topic=70.msg426#msg426


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Re: I just Ate A Domino's Pizza
« Reply #46 on: October 01, 2014, 12:14:42 pm »
http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wood-fired_oven

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Oven temperatures may exceed 1000 degrees Fahrenheit.
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Restaurants all over the world operate wood ovens for making pizzas. Many people dream of cooking pizza in a back-yard oven. Is the pizza always better because the oven is heated with wood? No. The secret to "the best" pizza is a hot oven, not the fuel source. While wood fired ovens potentially make incredibly fine pizza, simply heating an oven with wood does not guarantee success. The oven has to be really hot -- pizza baking temperature is 750F (400C).
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Even when baking pizza at home for a party, the period of extreme heat will probably not last long enough to bake all the pizzas you need. The solution is to do what pizza restaurants do, rather than sweep out the embers, after the main oven firing push them to one side against the oven wall and then continue to add wood as needed to maintain the oven's 750F (400C) temperature.

http://www.pizzamaking.com/forum/index.php?topic=70.msg426#msg426


Just stop it, Finny. You are clearly not on my level. Pic an easier target to harass.

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I know but sometimes I get the urge to make fun of the mentally handicapped and today you get the privilege.  You can show your gratitude by using your tonsils to coddle my ballsack

Ive eaten those nasty euro-pizzas. They taste like shit no matter what the temperature

Speaking if which... Fungi. Who the fuck calls a food item fungi

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Re: I just Ate A Domino's Pizza
« Reply #47 on: October 01, 2014, 12:18:15 pm »
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Re: I just Ate A Domino's Pizza
« Reply #48 on: October 01, 2014, 12:39:45 pm »
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Re: I just Ate A Domino's Pizza
« Reply #49 on: October 07, 2014, 07:08:28 pm »

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Re: I just Ate A Domino's Pizza
« Reply #50 on: October 07, 2014, 08:26:00 pm »
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Re: I just Ate A Domino's Pizza
« Reply #51 on: October 11, 2014, 10:21:18 pm »
I fancy another Pizza now....
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Re: I just Ate A Domino's Pizza
« Reply #52 on: October 25, 2014, 03:32:35 am »
Dominos and Pizza Hut are good for two scenarios, and two scenarios only:

1. Im so drunk that if I don't eat the cheapest and most filling thing available, I'll either be sick or won't be able to continue to drink

2. I just came off of a stimulant binge and if I don't eat the cheapest and most filling thing available, I might dry heave

To eat these things as a rational consumer is downright absurd.

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Re: I just Ate A Domino's Pizza
« Reply #53 on: October 26, 2014, 01:17:42 am »
Just ate another

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I always eat one when the day at work was lonnnnnnnnnnggggggggggg
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Re: I just Ate A Domino's Pizza
« Reply #54 on: November 28, 2014, 08:07:00 am »
Their pizza used to be good back in the days but they started cutting back on the good ingredients for cheaper ingredients to save money. Believe it or not the Little Ceasars pritzel pizza for $7 bucks is pretty good. I get it with extra sauce.

Little Caesar's claims on their website that the Pretzel crust pizza is hot and ready between 4 and 8pm.  I went there at 7pm and ordered it and it was neither hot nor ready...  Well, it was hot, because they just fucking made it, but I had to wait 5 minutes! This is false advertising.  I told them I was considering a class action suit. So, for all you class action suit claimants, be on the look out for a possible Little Caesar's class action.

Lol you just might win. There was a guy who sued subway sandwich because it wasn't 12 inches as they advertised and I think he won.

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