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Offline unbreakable matter

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Sploo concern party 2014
« on: November 25, 2014, 01:08:51 am »
I am genuinely worried

I called sploo a faggot and told him he needs to "man up" which was a "tough love" approach I believe can be beneficial. I hope I didn't hurt his feelers. I almost feel guilty. I did deadlifts for the first time in my lyfe last week because this insane russian ex con kickboxer told me they'd be good for me and get rid of guilt, which I don't think is actually true, I think he just picked up on my "vibe" having a bit of guilt attached to it.

Sploo if you're reading this I'm sorry son

Come back home
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Re: Sploo concern party 2014
« Reply #1 on: November 25, 2014, 01:12:41 am »
My friend huffed hair spray after I introduced him to my skype friend on video chat who made him delusional and huffed hair spray and honestly I care more about schplew because atleast he had ambition.

Come back schplew
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Re: Sploo concern party 2014
« Reply #2 on: November 25, 2014, 01:13:51 am »
Quote from: unbreakable matter on November 25, 2014, 01:08:51 am
Come back home
Quoted for you calling IntoSanctuary home.

Haha.
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Re: Sploo concern party 2014
« Reply #3 on: November 25, 2014, 01:25:07 am »
Quote from: Max Headroom on November 25, 2014, 01:12:41 am
My friend huffed hair spray after I introduced him to my skype friend on video chat who made him delusional and huffed hair spray and honestly I care more about schplew because atleast he had ambition.

Come back schplew

That's beautiful. I believe in sploo.

Quote from: RisiR on November 25, 2014, 01:13:51 am
Quote from: unbreakable matter on November 25, 2014, 01:08:51 am
Come back home
Quoted for you calling IntoSanctuary home.

Haha.

 that was a father addressing a runaway teen girl, of course I'd want to evoke the imagery that "home" conjures you idiot
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Re: Sploo concern party 2014
« Reply #4 on: November 25, 2014, 01:33:58 am »
my cat just farted
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Re: Sploo concern party 2014
« Reply #5 on: November 25, 2014, 01:58:17 am »
He is either dead or locked in some residential treatment facility
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Re: Sploo concern party 2014
« Reply #6 on: November 25, 2014, 03:20:03 am »
Quote from: starvingniglet on November 25, 2014, 01:58:17 am
He is either dead or locked in some residential treatment facility

or watching tv at his parents house taking a heavy dose dxm and chatting with girls online
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Re: Sploo concern party 2014
« Reply #7 on: November 25, 2014, 03:30:12 am »
Quote from: kroz on November 25, 2014, 03:20:03 am
or watching tv at his parents house taking a heavy dose dxm and chatting with girls online

posts referencing his situation just before he stopped posting:

http://www.intosanctuary.com/index.php?topic=4149.msg56794#msg56794

http://www.intosanctuary.com/index.php?topic=4407.msg56943#msg56943
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Re: Sploo concern party 2014
« Reply #8 on: November 25, 2014, 03:33:31 am »
Quote from: kroz on November 25, 2014, 03:20:03 am
or watching tv at his parents house taking a heavy dose dxm and chatting with girls online

he will be doing this forever in heaven

rip sploo
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Re: Sploo concern party 2014
« Reply #9 on: November 25, 2014, 04:52:17 am »
he's fighting the Devil which takes like 30 days on average. He'll be back.
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Re: Sploo concern party 2014
« Reply #10 on: November 25, 2014, 05:00:04 am »
I know how it is to fight the devil its a shame it takes him that long though, he's probably just grounded from using his dads computer I suspect.
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Re: Sploo concern party 2014
« Reply #11 on: November 25, 2014, 09:30:59 am »
Quote from: Max Headroom on November 25, 2014, 01:12:41 am
My friend huffed hair spray after I introduced him to my skype friend on video chat who made him delusional and huffed hair spray and honestly I care more about schplew because atleast he had ambition.

Come back schplew
Gauruntee both of them were internet friends.  Get out of the house bro, there's a whole world out there with people actually experiencing it.
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