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Offline GatewayX

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Firebombing Apartment
« on: November 22, 2014, 05:58:34 pm »
MacGyver script

1. Liberate a small propane Mapp gas

2. Get few liters of gasoline

3. Light stove and place Mapp gas about 6 inches away from stove flame

4. Place gasoline 1 meter away from stove

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Re: Firebombing Apartment
« Reply #1 on: November 22, 2014, 06:02:39 pm »
Better call the fire department I hired an arsonist to set fire to carpet and burn up your entire apartment
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Re: Firebombing Apartment
« Reply #2 on: November 24, 2014, 11:31:33 pm »
Place cast iron skillet on stove.
Place canister of kerosene in skillet.
Fill remaining space with sugar.
Light stove on high and get the fuck out.

On second thought, don't try that... you might hurt yourself.
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