Room/housemates stealing your food/booze

[Lanny]

Should be a capital fucking offence 

I had like half a bottle of rum and like a quarter bottle of tequila, I 100% know I did, it was in my cupboard that specifically has my name on it but it's not there now. Niggers also took my greek yogurt. What the fuck. People who do this are lower than fucking robbers because at least some fucker breaking into your house doesn't talk to you every day, pretend to be your friend, and then stab you in the back. Assholes left me with some shitty margarita premix I've had for ages. No one wants to drink that, I guess that's why they left it. I'd be less insulted if they'd taken that too. There's a liquor store like 5 fucking blocks from here. And who takes greek yogurt? What did they use it with? Who just eats greek yogurt?

GOD FUCKING DAMNIT IMA START PUTTING RAT POISON IN RANDOM FOOD AND SEE HOW THEY LIKE STEALING FROM ME THEN, HAHAHA FUCKERS.

[mashleshmash]

Confront whoever it was.

[Lanny]

That's the thing, I don't know. It's like murder mystery now. One dude is so nice I'm almost sure it's not him. There's this super shy asian chick who seems super unlikely, but I secretly suspect it's her because she's underage and seems like her parents were super protective. Then there's three other people who seems equally likely (that is to say, fairly likely), and I just don't know. Ugh, gonna have to get sherlock holmes on this niggas

[Zanick]

Burn it all down!