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imagine if they made a movie about columbine
« on: November 19, 2014, 02:28:55 am »
and the theater gets shot up by eric harris and dylan klebold
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Re: imagine if they made a movie about columbine
« Reply #1 on: November 19, 2014, 03:12:31 am »
Imagine if they made a movie about columbine starring Ed Harris and Bob Dylan.
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Re: imagine if they made a movie about columbine
« Reply #2 on: November 19, 2014, 03:26:09 am »
This thread is edgy 2 tha max
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Re: imagine if they made a movie about columbine
« Reply #3 on: November 19, 2014, 03:27:42 am »
I think it should star Arnie and Sly Stallone in the lead roles.
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Re: imagine if they made a movie about columbine
« Reply #4 on: November 19, 2014, 05:26:19 am »
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Re: imagine if they made a movie about columbine
« Reply #5 on: November 19, 2014, 05:37:02 am »
yeah and like there was a cabbage tree outside the theater that they got distracted by when they went there and so they eat a bunch of cabbage and get all sick so they have to go to the hospital and once they're there the zombie apocalypse thing just happens and they have to fight there way out like movie star heroes but then a man with two smiles and a lazy eye comes to them in a dream and tells them to collect the clouds that they see the next day, and they're all like we can't do that we can't collect clouds man and the guy tells them they better collect the clouds or else and then they don't.