I've found myself wanking incessantly yet feeling little or no interest in fucking my gf. It's as if i'm just doing it for the orgasm without enjoying the build up, a two pump squirt per se. I don't even feel the need to rape my female colleagues anymore, and there's some serious Bundy bait in my office who wouldn't think twice about dropping their knickers as soon i clicked my fingers. Some spastics i have the unfortunate luck or conversing with on my break would kill to have that pleasure but in all honesty i think it's sick and degrading that some fucking dumb whore, which all girls are, would be willing to swim through a pool of shark infested AIDS water to swallow my man fat; just so she can buy her ugly kids some extra presents this Christmas.
But, i digress...
I think my busy and stressful work schedule has taken it's toll and rendered me an Asexual or deeply repressed faggot. A strangle wank is definitely on the cards.
*Sigh