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Offline MoaningLisa

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Re: Attn: Moped Riders
« Reply #15 on: November 04, 2014, 01:24:39 am »
was it a bicycle with an engine on it? that doesn't count.
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Re: Attn: Moped Riders
« Reply #16 on: November 04, 2014, 01:31:41 am »
Quote from: MoaningLisa on November 04, 2014, 12:50:18 am
Quote from: Infinityshock on November 04, 2014, 12:04:15 am
(attn faggot that did that next to my camaro with less than 100mi on the odometer:  yes, im the one that dragged that piece of shit fag-cycle halfway across the parking lot and tossed it into the ditch)

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I'm in college and found one for dirt cheap I might buy. its a moped, but its a 2 stroke...if that counts for anything.

there is also a Yamaha Maxim for $400 I might buy, but then I need insurance, a real parking sticker, registration...

in florida they dont require bikes to have insurance
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Re: Attn: Moped Riders
« Reply #17 on: November 04, 2014, 01:32:57 am »
Quote from: MoaningLisa on November 04, 2014, 01:24:39 am
was it a bicycle with an engine on it? that doesn't count.


lol yeah it was,  after some engine mods(recut piston and shaved head) and performance carb/expansion chamber it maxes out at about 50/55 Mph.
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Re: Attn: Moped Riders
« Reply #18 on: November 04, 2014, 01:34:33 am »
Quote from: MoaningLisa on November 04, 2014, 01:24:39 am
was it a bicycle with an engine on it? that doesn't count.

no...it was a moped.  it didnt weigh very much...i was able to pick it up from under the seat and drag it on its front wheel

it was parked on the line between my car and the car next to me where, literally, neither car could open their door.  the dude must have bumped into one of the cars when he got on/off he was so close
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Re: Attn: Moped Riders
« Reply #19 on: November 18, 2014, 09:16:18 pm »
Harley riders are all obnoxious fags who have the same looks-a-me syndrome that the niggers do.  I love nothing more than reading stories about some Harley moron getting side-swiped by the redneck in a truck and the EMTs finding pieces of the front fork lodged in the fag's brain.
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Re: Attn: Moped Riders
« Reply #20 on: November 18, 2014, 09:22:18 pm »
Quote from: SlayerJ27 on November 18, 2014, 09:16:18 pm
Harley riders are all obnoxious fags who have the same looks-a-me syndrome that the niggers do.  I love nothing more than reading stories about some Harley moron getting side-swiped by the redneck in a truck and the EMTs finding pieces of the front fork lodged in the fag's brain.

hey i ride a harley, nothin wrong with that bro chill out
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Re: Attn: Moped Riders
« Reply #21 on: November 20, 2014, 03:54:24 pm »
Quote from: Slave of the Beast on October 20, 2014, 03:14:42 pm
Oh, IDK, in an alternate reality I'd like to pull up alongside TDR's Harley one day whilst on a moped, slowly look his bike up and down, and give then pull a 'meh' face at him.

I imagine his expression would be glorius.

then u can do full revs and let him smell u l8r
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