I have a guide that is of similar quality to the OPs
How to make magic mushrooms:
Step 1: Shit into bucket for 6 weeks or until bucket is full
Step 2: Buy mushrooms at grocery store
Step 3: Dunk mushrooms in orange juice, then mouth wash, then put them in the microwave for 4 seconds. You must dunk them in the orange juice FIRST. The mushrooms are now mutated and will produce mescalinamine if given the proper environment.
Step 4: Put the mushrooms in the shit bucket. Put the shit bucket in a cool dark place and spray it with moutain dew.
Step 5: Wait 3 months.
Step 6: Rub icyhot cream all over your face and genitals and pour the shit bucket all over your head and roll around in it.
Step 7: Trip balls.