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Offline Max Headroom

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turn keyboard upside down and shake
« on: November 14, 2014, 05:02:19 am »
you find a fuckton of green
This is Max Headroom. I'M SPECIAL. I'M UNIQUE. I'M DIFFERENTIAL.
THAT'S BECAUSE YOU'RE AIR CONDITIONED TO THE USUAL.
THIS IS ME, MAX HEADLAMP. AND IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT, YOU CAN STICKSHIFT IT IN YOUR EXHAUST PIPE AND CHOKE IT.
ASS SMOKE IT.


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Re: turn keyboard upside down and shake
« Reply #1 on: November 14, 2014, 05:06:52 am »
yeah about a pinchy's worth along with more hair than I expected, 2 nail clippings and probably a gram of what I have to assume is dried semen flakes.

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Re: turn keyboard upside down and shake
« Reply #2 on: November 14, 2014, 08:33:38 am »
I'm always amazed by how much hair gets into there. And I try to keep my machine clean too.
I'll try anything once, and twice to be sure.

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Re: turn keyboard upside down and shake
« Reply #3 on: November 14, 2014, 08:41:29 am »
Pubez
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Re: turn keyboard upside down and shake
« Reply #4 on: November 14, 2014, 08:45:37 am »
Most likely beard hair, but hard to tell the difference sometimes.
I'll try anything once, and twice to be sure.