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Offline mashleshmash

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So I was jacking off to my deceased cousin in the bathtub
« on: November 10, 2014, 12:53:58 am »
But I kept forgetting her name and I felt like she was in my head shaming me for masturbating to her AND forgetting her name.
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Offline Saint Hubertus

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Re: So I was jacking off to my deceased cousin in the bathtub
« Reply #1 on: November 10, 2014, 12:55:22 am »
Shell cool with you forgewtting her name, don't worry about it sempai. Her love for you is limitless,
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Das ist des Jägers Ehrenschild,
daß er beschützt und hegt sein Wild,
weidmännisch jagt, wie sich’s gehört,
den Schöpfer im Geschöpfe ehrt.

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Re: So I was jacking off to my deceased cousin in the bathtub
« Reply #2 on: November 10, 2014, 12:56:49 am »
Hmm...
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Re: So I was jacking off to my deceased cousin in the bathtub
« Reply #3 on: November 10, 2014, 12:57:18 am »
Quote from: mashleshmash on November 10, 2014, 12:53:58 am
But I kept forgetting her name and I felt like she was in my head shaming me for masturbating to her AND forgetting her name.

Wow dude, you're so hardcore.
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Re: So I was jacking off to my deceased cousin in the bathtub
« Reply #4 on: November 10, 2014, 12:57:44 am »
:cosby: I re-read this threat and realized that the bitch is dead. Abort mission bro, you dont want to ghost bitch messing with your dick in the future
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Das ist des Jägers Ehrenschild,
daß er beschützt und hegt sein Wild,
weidmännisch jagt, wie sich’s gehört,
den Schöpfer im Geschöpfe ehrt.

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Re: So I was jacking off to my deceased cousin in the bathtub
« Reply #5 on: November 10, 2014, 01:10:22 am »
Quote from: Saint Hubertus on November 10, 2014, 12:55:22 am
Shell cool with you forgewtting her name, don't worry about it sempai. Her love for you is limitless,

WHO?
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Offline Saint Hubertus

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Re: So I was jacking off to my deceased cousin in the bathtub
« Reply #6 on: November 10, 2014, 01:13:21 am »
Quote from: mashleshmash on November 10, 2014, 01:10:22 am
Quote from: Saint Hubertus on November 10, 2014, 12:55:22 am
Shell cool with you forgewtting her name, don't worry about it sempai. Her love for you is limitless,

WHO?

I have no idea
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Das ist des Jägers Ehrenschild,
daß er beschützt und hegt sein Wild,
weidmännisch jagt, wie sich’s gehört,
den Schöpfer im Geschöpfe ehrt.

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Re: So I was jacking off to my deceased cousin in the bathtub
« Reply #7 on: November 10, 2014, 01:14:34 am »
Haw haw haw, so random.
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Re: So I was jacking off to my deceased cousin in the bathtub
« Reply #8 on: November 10, 2014, 01:18:31 am »
Quote from: Enter on November 10, 2014, 01:14:34 am
Haw haw haw, so random.

Pretty edgy.
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Re: So I was jacking off to my deceased cousin in the bathtub
« Reply #9 on: November 10, 2014, 01:38:24 am »
what is thread
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Re: So I was jacking off to my deceased cousin in the bathtub
« Reply #10 on: November 10, 2014, 07:50:43 pm »
Quote from: mashleshmash on November 10, 2014, 12:53:58 am
But I kept forgetting her name and I felt like she was in my head shaming me for masturbating to her AND forgetting her name.

she must be rolling over in her grave

solve the problem.  dig her up and make it a real relationship.
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