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Offline Daran

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The NEW and IMPROVED Limerick Thread
« on: September 30, 2014, 08:22:31 pm »
A limericking thread for you all
With rhymes that I hope will enthrall
So spit some mad verse
Don't do the converse
Show niggas you holdin' the ball


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Re: The NEW and IMPROVED Limerick Thread
« Reply #1 on: November 16, 2014, 07:05:07 am »
blah blah blah blah blah
please suck my gaping maw
aroma's not pleasant
smells of dead pheasant
also scabby, blistered and raw
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Re: The NEW and IMPROVED Limerick Thread
« Reply #2 on: November 17, 2014, 04:30:48 am »
nobody will visit this thread
vogon poetry forum is quite dead
and so soon shall I be
suicide by poison ivy
oh and also it's true I'm a Fed
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Re: The NEW and IMPROVED Limerick Thread
« Reply #3 on: November 17, 2014, 05:31:48 pm »
my penis is shaped of a carrot
it has done this on it's own merit
and when it grows hair
it looks weird down there
so I systematically Nair it



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Re: The NEW and IMPROVED Limerick Thread
« Reply #4 on: November 17, 2014, 06:43:38 pm »
The chat box laggin
I'm in the sanctuary saggin
Why does arnox like dragons
He must be in to cartoon porn
He wants a dragons horn
To ram him where baby's are born
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