gentlemen you owe it to yourself *op contains gf's ass by accident*

[Autodidact]

get your woman one of these


get some of this


both can be had for about 25 bucks

fucking good time tbh

[Autodidact]

for you slow type folks that's a leather collar and a leash and bondage tape (vinyl, no adhesive, sticks to itself only)

[starvingniglet]

where is the ass we were promised in the thread title?

[Autodidact]

on the couch

[starvingniglet]

well fuck, I cant see it, I am apparently literally going blind

I also really couldn't see what the first picture was until you described it...sort of thought it was a strap on or a plastic toy gun or something heh


-edit- near your fingers in the top pic? 

[Autodidact]

well fuck, I cant see it, I am apparently literally going blind

I also really couldn't see what the first picture was until you described it...sort of thought it was a strap on or a plastic toy gun or something heh


-edit- near your fingers in the top pic?

Indeed yeah


I knew I shouldn't have tried to take a decent photo with a webcam... Even if it is 720p.



(deformed bc bought like 8 hours ago so that's how it was in the box I guess)

[starvingniglet]

it looks just like part of your finger, I wonder if anyone would have noticed it had you not mentioned it

[Autodidact]

it looks just like part of your finger, I wonder if anyone would have noticed it had you not mentioned it

Are you on a mobile device? Then that would make more sense to me I guess

[starvingniglet]

Are you on a mobile device? Then that would make more sense to me I guess

no, just bad eyes