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Offline bling bling

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hi my name is bling
« on: November 04, 2014, 11:54:37 am »
Hii girls :)  need some advice. Some things about me. My name is bling 1. I'm a guy. So I have a penis (yes yes a little accident during registration...)So I'd really like a vagina. I even prayed for one when I was a kid (just for a little while actually) but God didn't grant my wish ;( .So here are reasons.2. The associated set of boobs would be great :) 3. Vaginas seem to generate more attention 4. They are more aerodynamic, take less space, less sensitive to shocks, more ergonomic (if that makes any sense)... look better...5. that goey stuff that comes out of it looks awesome. As long as it doesn't look like stuff that would come out of your nose... it sometimes does...6. You can hide things in your vagina XDDDD 7. Vaginas get a lot of attention. Yet there are lots of penises out there desperate for attention and not getting any...like uhm me :( 8. I think id like being a girl more. I already wear dresses but that ewwy thing gets in the way. Thought about cutting it off before...pls help dont criticize :)

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Re: hi my name is bling
« Reply #1 on: November 04, 2014, 12:35:34 pm »
Go to prison

Voila...instant mrs bling bling