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Offline Max Headroom

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Found emergency weed
« on: November 01, 2014, 05:17:09 am »
I had a mancala set which I thought was a cutting board because lol mancala and forgot it was a fucking mancala set and opened it up and saw all dis when I thought I've been dry for days



I was high and I knew that in my hour of darkness, the mancala set will let it a, let it b, let it c, let it d. let it HIJK

This is Max Headroom. I'M SPECIAL. I'M UNIQUE. I'M DIFFERENTIAL.
THAT'S BECAUSE YOU'RE AIR CONDITIONED TO THE USUAL.
THIS IS ME, MAX HEADLAMP. AND IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT, YOU CAN STICKSHIFT IT IN YOUR EXHAUST PIPE AND CHOKE IT.
ASS SMOKE IT.


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Re: Found emergency weed
« Reply #1 on: November 01, 2014, 05:43:34 am »
Is that even weed?
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Re: Found emergency weed
« Reply #2 on: November 01, 2014, 05:58:17 am »
love when dat used to happen when I was a pothead.

Now I love it when it's crack.
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Re: Found emergency weed
« Reply #3 on: November 01, 2014, 05:58:28 am »
mostly syncans maybe some weed from a thursday I forgot about or sonething
This is Max Headroom. I'M SPECIAL. I'M UNIQUE. I'M DIFFERENTIAL.
THAT'S BECAUSE YOU'RE AIR CONDITIONED TO THE USUAL.
THIS IS ME, MAX HEADLAMP. AND IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT, YOU CAN STICKSHIFT IT IN YOUR EXHAUST PIPE AND CHOKE IT.
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Re: Found emergency weed
« Reply #4 on: November 01, 2014, 06:13:59 am »
Ewh syncans :barf: that shit taste so bad.  N the one time I bought a bag to try it out because I worked at a gas station, it made my neck hurt.  I was like WTF "weed" should not make bones hurt.  something wrong there.
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Re: Found emergency weed
« Reply #5 on: November 02, 2014, 12:32:52 am »
dustmite sockweed