i will bein jail tomorrow by a 2% chance

[splooge gook]

id i hitititis  peood od GDODDO0

[bling bling]

they tryn a lock me up in the metal caged apartment

but i wont let em

they gonna have to catch me

[Infinityshock]

someone translate this nigger-ese gibberish into something normal humans can understand

[MoaningLisa]

is you retarded?

[mashleshmash]

This is related to his other thread, about his gf involving teh cops

[equanimity]

Neither thread makes much sense...

[mmmmmmmQuestions]

gibble-dee-gee gobble-da-goo, herkity jerkity kerkity-koo

[mashleshmash]

He sent his former school, of which she attends, logs of their facebook conversation in which she displays some psychopathic qualities and even going so far as to say that some things she thinks up aren't fantasy, etc. 

However, Sploo also bullied her pretty badly and threatened her in this SAME conversation.

[Max Headroom]

TIMEX. IT TAKES A LICKIN AND KEEPS ON TICKIN.

[equanimity]

He sent his former school, of which she attends, logs of their facebook conversation in which she displays some psychopathic qualities and even going so far as to say that some things she thinks up aren't fantasy, etc. 

However, Sploo also bullied her pretty badly and threatened her in this SAME conversation.

High school sure is different from what I remember :/

[Nasheeds and Lesbians]

objectively, jail would be good for you

[baby raper]

Make sure to smuggle in some child porn

[mmmmmmmQuestions]

[mashleshmash]

The clock is counting down