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Offline Ragus

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Re: Post Best/Worst Jokes
« Reply #15 on: October 22, 2014, 04:39:34 am »
Whats the smartest thing to come out of a womans mouth?






Einsteins cock
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Re: Post Best/Worst Jokes
« Reply #16 on: October 22, 2014, 05:27:19 am »
whats the difference between a black girls pussy and a bowling ball?

i could eat the bowling ball if i had to.

i got so many racist jokes straight from the county jail.
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Re: Post Best/Worst Jokes
« Reply #17 on: October 23, 2014, 07:36:06 pm »
You know it was a wild night when you raped and murdered someone and can't remember what order the events occurred.

What's the most important part of an ISIS joke?
The execution

I call my dick Oscar Pistorius
It only goes inside for a disappointingly short amount of time.

What has four arms, two legs and howls into the night?
Oscar Pistorius being raped by his cellmate

An insect just flew into my kitchen and exploded
I'm pretty sure it was a Jihaddi long legs

Ever wonder how much you'd have to pay a midget stripper to go up on you?
Small change

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Re: Post Best/Worst Jokes
« Reply #18 on: October 23, 2014, 11:53:31 pm »
Q: What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Ferrari?

A: I don't have a Ferrari in my basement.



Q: What's the difference between a black person and a bucket full of shit?

A: The bucket.
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Re: Post Best/Worst Jokes
« Reply #19 on: October 24, 2014, 01:17:11 am »
-why do you never gamble in Africa


- cause theres cheetas

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-what do you call a fly with no wings



-a walk

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Re: Post Best/Worst Jokes
« Reply #20 on: October 24, 2014, 02:44:14 am »
You know why Hitler shot himself?

He got the gas bill.
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Re: Post Best/Worst Jokes
« Reply #21 on: October 24, 2014, 02:55:54 am »
Where do you send a Jew who has ADHD?

... Concentration Camp.

What happens to a Jew when he walks into a wall with a raging hard-on?

... breaks his nose.

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Re: Post Best/Worst Jokes
« Reply #22 on: October 24, 2014, 02:56:23 am »
What do you call a nigger hanging from a tree? Alabama windchime

What's the difference between a pizza and a nigger? A pizza can feed a family

What's long, brown, and smells like shit? The unemployment line
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Re: Post Best/Worst Jokes
« Reply #23 on: October 24, 2014, 03:07:28 am »
this is my own original

what is the black ghost's favorite cereal ?



BOO berry!
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Re: Post Best/Worst Jokes
« Reply #24 on: October 24, 2014, 04:47:24 am »
haven't read one funny joke in this thread yet, including my own
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Re: Post Best/Worst Jokes
« Reply #25 on: October 24, 2014, 05:07:03 am »
kroz had some good ones. 
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Re: Post Best/Worst Jokes
« Reply #26 on: October 24, 2014, 06:08:14 am »
Did you hear about the moderate liberal?
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He was convicted of petty left

Why do Java programmers need glasses?
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Because they can't C#
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alternative: because the syntax is god awful and will slowly blind anyone who has to read it regularly.

What does a linguist use to post erotic fiction to his bedroom walls?
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syntax

Why are there so many brown homeless people in Germany in December?
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Because tann'in bums are a common sight there
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Re: Post Best/Worst Jokes
« Reply #27 on: October 27, 2014, 11:53:52 am »
Quote from: Lanny on October 24, 2014, 06:08:14 am
Why do Java programmers need glasses?
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Because they can't C#
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alternative: because the syntax is god awful and will slowly blind anyone who has to read it regularly.

why do programmers get confused around christmas and halloween?

because OCT31==DEC25
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