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Offline splooge gook

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My ex-gf sent me a letter
« on: October 21, 2014, 08:39:43 pm »
and that isn't even the beginnning, you head me? i'm going to slaughted this picture of yours in wall of texts, every time you see walls of text you're going to feel scared by seeing the evil eye. And I used to always get scared by looking at it and I think I told my mom and then she put more Evil Eyes out and I think my dad's a beta faggot retard asshole who just tried to kiss me on the cheek. i'm going to burn his house down and kill his family, i bet they're all delusional and one of them is a kid writing an essay about this though right now as it went by a meta look seemingly, and it made me feel really grossed out and if he ever does that again i'm calling the cops. fuck giving people hugs, maybe i'll suck a dick here or there for a little cash on the the side but it never really amounts to anything. it's not gay if dicks don't touch, even though my penis probably has touched his penis and then glowed neon like the alien with fingers in ET. the reason i am bringing this up here is because i want to point out that alec mixix used to oh i dunno gonna give me a second cause i come up with letterin my veteran and i'm not gonna start settlin. but yeah the various "circuits" of consciousness or whatever you call them which i have experienced from huffing starter fluid on a rag in my woods where i paid my friend Xumpeet Bhangandhi 5$ to record me huffing it with my ipod and when you watch the video you wouldn't fucking believe what kind of shit you would see. i mean, maybe the video is tl;dr but i genuinely, sincerely, think it would match Alex's reading standards. Oh but the universe is made out of 12 looping entities or "circles" if you want to get technical: xy^2z/zxy *z = a : b = a =/= c and/or a. but each "triangle" is just a single brain lobe and each lobe becomes self-sentient in a certain point in a boy's life, but that's only if he can solve for X with X being knowing what principia discordia is. it laughs at your face, not your face in particular, i mean any face in a set of faces where face =x and xy^2xy / 2/4/6/8/10 x x*12 = x^43 which is all objectively true and if you think any of that isn't true you're objective and stupidface and i am teh smrt (source: online Cogn-IQ.org and smoke meth until you have enough brain cells to compensate for your lack of former braincells and lack of foreseen and forecasted brain weather reports on this facebook page High range IQ tests and pokemon.com. lright so i'm just breathin it in with my lungs feeling what thhey're feeling i see squares n cielings closing my euyyes cause you can't be a pary of evil's demise. my mom used to put the Evil Eye which is a paper mache structure originating in india where paper was first discovered by the trinidadian conquerors who pillaged and raped both the villages, as well of the visitions of tribe UGotttaFototoYouTooTOOwHatChyOU2
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Re: My ex-gf sent me a letter
« Reply #1 on: October 21, 2014, 08:43:11 pm »

Try shutting the fuck up.

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Re: My ex-gf sent me a letter
« Reply #2 on: October 21, 2014, 08:53:50 pm »
Seriously what the fuck did you write a fucking wall of text you faggoty piece of shit. Stop telling us about girls we all know its just a front to hide your homosexuality you watery puddle of shite.

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Re: My ex-gf sent me a letter
« Reply #3 on: October 21, 2014, 09:16:43 pm »
1. Paragraphs ( bitches love paragraphs)

2. Go die (I wanna witness it)


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Re: My ex-gf sent me a letter
« Reply #4 on: October 21, 2014, 09:29:27 pm »
1. Paragraphs ( bitches love paragraphs)

2. Go die (I wanna witness it)

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Re: My ex-gf sent me a letter
« Reply #5 on: October 26, 2014, 12:42:59 am »
wait bro


what
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Re: My ex-gf sent me a letter
« Reply #6 on: October 26, 2014, 01:00:38 am »
Was it a summons?

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Re: My ex-gf sent me a letter
« Reply #7 on: October 26, 2014, 01:30:06 am »
She can read and write now?

That bitch needs a good slappin'
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