White Power Milk

[Obvious Alt]

Many are drawn to White Power Milk for the comforting certainty that our milk is the purest available. But it's something more elusive, and difficult to put into words, that keeps our customers coming back. We create a select beverage that is not only more healthy for your body, but is culturally superior. Sure, the milk available at your local grocery store meets USDA government standards for quality, but these standards are set to a mere minimum of purity. You deserve the best.

Milk that may appear by smell to be perfectly consumable (even organic), can contain contaminants such as suspended particles, parasites, bacteria, viruses, and fungi. Through extensive recruitment within the upper echelons of society, we deliver the finest milk purified in a way only we can. Our secret ingredient is in the process through which rich, beautiful, white girls gargle your milk to absolute perfection. It's her touch that sets us far above the rest. Our diverse selection includes West Coast, The South, New England, New York, and London. Each of the carefully selected girls offer subtle differences of background, yet what they share is most important. All are waiting to clean your milk with their mouths. That is our promise to you!

To be eligible to filter White Power Milk, each white girl must be accredited as socially elite and deemed physically in superb health. However, rarely is it necessary to involve interviews or doctors. When we find the right girl from the right family, we just know. 

"Got milk? Yes, I actually do, infact it's culturally superior to your nigger milk."

http://www.whitepowermilk.com/

[Ninja]

The only thing I want elite white girl's gargling is my cum.

[equanimity]

I bet the girls aren't even 100% white.

[Ninja]

I bet the girls aren't even 100% white.

nigger in the wood pile?

[equanimity]

No one is "pure" anymore.

[Ninja]

No one is "pure" anymore.

That's a goddamn lie perpetuated to destroy the white race.   I'm as pure as the driven snow.  I honestly have no hatred for people of any race, but I'm proud of my whiteness. My people come from Germany and Scotland.  I have fair white skin, my beard turns red in the summer and I have absolutely no rhythm. 

[equanimity]

No one is "pure" anymore.

That's a goddamn lie perpetuated to destroy the white race.   I'm as pure as the driven snow.  I honestly have no hatred for people of any race, but I'm proud of my whiteness. My people come from Germany and Scotland.  I have fair white skin, my beard turns red in the summer and I have absolutely no rhythm. 

[Slave of the Beast]

No one is "pure" anymore.

That suggests that at some point they were "pure", but no longer are.

[Ninja]

Race is merely an effect of the sun.  The closer to the equator you are, the darker you are.  Up North, everyone is pale and has blonde hair.

[WOLFEY]

Race is merely an effect of the sun.  The closer to the equator you are, the darker you are.  Up North, everyone is pale and has blonde hair.

Explain to me why Eskimos aren't white!

[Slave of the Beast]

Race is merely an effect of the sun.  The closer to the equator you are, the darker you are.  Up North, everyone is pale and has blonde hair.

I'm going to test your hypothesis by kidnapping a few black people and locking them in my basement. If you're right then when I release them in 18 months time they should come out looking like an ABBA reunion. Well actually they should come out looking more like this, but you get my point.

[Ninja]

Race is merely an effect of the sun.  The closer to the equator you are, the darker you are.  Up North, everyone is pale and has blonde hair.

I'm going to test your hypothesis by kidnapping a few black people and locking them in my basement. If you're right then when I release them in 18 months time they should come out looking like an ABBA reunion.

That made me literally LOL!  Fucking ABBA...  But, obviously I wasn't talking about in an 18 month time frame.  We're talking about thousands of years perhaps.

[Ninja]

If we all came from Africa then we might of all started out as Black.  Then we started populating and overpopulating and pretty soon the Vikings found themselves being pushed to the extreme limits of frigid Hell, where they finally snapped and decided to start pillaging, raping and murdering everyone. 

[Obvious Alt]

Race is merely an effect of the sun.  The closer to the equator you are, the darker you are.  Up North, everyone is pale and has blonde hair.

The sun is one factor but there other environmental factors - and the adaption to them - that play an even bigger role like different diets and the adaption to certain environmental circumstances.

[Rook]

Yea, well.. chocolate milk still owns. Then again, the only time I drink actual milk anymore is when I'm fixing myself a white russian.. which, is actually a fairly regular occurrence..