one time swim really did try to rape someone. he was at the library the day after taking dxm and he saw these qt asian chick so he bought 6 four lokos from a homeless man, chugged them all, woke up, realized everything except the part about chugging the four lokos happened, then when she walked outside i think she smiled at me and i swung the bag of four lokos at her but missed so i was like "fuck!" and walked away. actually i couldn't walk away, i was swim, but i was on concrete, my organs probably got all smushed on the sidewalk. fuck the system.
one time my buddy got arrested for breaching his house arrest when we were chillin n drankin outside a liberry and le coppas rolled up on DIRTBIKES like outta nowhere it was fucking random, they said they were just coming from looking for a body in the woods or something, anyway, my buddy got arrested, I threw my bear mace and weed under a rock and spent the rest of the night chillin with this guy I don't like and this girl who had a beat up face from getting beat up and stuff and I later fucked her
The liberryan at the liberry is in a hip hop group that has videos and shit this post is borderline PI
fuckin shit the answer is to stay up until you fall asleep at a normal time so you don't mess up your screbjewole
