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Offline splooge gook

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holy shit i just realized roaches and oher sorts of bugs despite being gross are genetically perfect procreation organisms, and have an abililty to learn and master many things we cant with like 1 million neurons incomparison to our 80 billion
bees even live in nests organized andsorted in a manner akin to how humans groom
bugs are disgusting looking to humans because somehow somehow they perfected to our psychology somehow and bugs that look scary to humans/other creatures is that booo
but it'll survive a nuke, nothing will end the endlessprocreation
roches innslavehumanti?>
that's wat i suspect
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that's what i suspect
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When we die nothing can stop the insects from feasting on our corporeal remains
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i was really stoned when i wrote this but i think my theory was if there's ever a nuclear war the next generation of conscious beings may slowly evolve from cockroaches

what do YOU guys think????? HUH???????? WHAT DO YOU GUYS FUCKING THING?????????????????????????????????????? I AM SO SICK?????>!>>>! AND TIIRED>!~>!>! OF BEING ALONE
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i was really stoned when i wrote this but i think my theory was if there's ever a nuclear war the next generation of conscious beings may slowly evolve from cockroaches

what do YOU guys think????? HUH???????? WHAT DO YOU GUYS FUCKING THING?????????????????????????????????????? I AM SO SICK?????>!>>>! AND TIIRED>!~>!>! OF BEING ALONE

I think all living things are already 'conscious', and that there are varying degrees of 'sentience'.  If there is any 'sensory' interaction with the environment, then there is a 'consciousness' of some form.
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well that's just like your opinion, man.
Everything I post iz fiction

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I think I've already extracted the shit that makes cockroaches nuke proof and developed into an injection that, if taken before exposure, will give you the same immunity.

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delete that message you dumbfuck
























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Everything I post iz fiction

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i was really stoned when i wrote this but i think my theory was if there's ever a nuclear war the next generation of conscious beings may slowly evolve from cockroaches

what do YOU guys think????? HUH???????? WHAT DO YOU GUYS FUCKING THING?????????????????????????????????????? I AM SO SICK?????>!>>>! AND TIIRED>!~>!>! OF BEING ALONE

I think all living things are already 'conscious', and that there are varying degrees of 'sentience'.  If there is any 'sensory' interaction with the environment, then there is a 'consciousness' of some form.

what i meant was, if bugs are what survive. then evolution starts all over again right? it may be totally uninvolved, but i think if WWIII happens, our next generation of government officials will be run by cockaroachoids in stead of reptileians
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well that's just like your opinion, man.

you are correct
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