Sabotaging Birth Control Pills

[Professor Scam]

How do you do it without the girl noticing. Throwing them away wouldn't work and neither would buying fake ones because they would look different. Is there a way to destroy what's in the pill without tampering with it?

[Infinityshock]

Heat

The active ingredients in bc pills are two synthetic hormones.  Applying enough heat for a long enough period of time will denature the hormones to the point of being ineffective.

I dont know how much heat or for how long...im fairly sure no one has ever done a study on how to fuck up bc pills. My guess would be as hot as you can get it without melting the packaging

Why would you want to get a chick pregnant?

[Professor Scam]

This is strictly a lab test of course. Would a blow drier work? The pills are in a pack with plastic on the top that you push to break the foil at the bottom.

[Infinityshock]

This is strictly a lab test of course. Would a blow drier work? The pills are in a pack with plastic on the top that you push to break the foil at the bottom.

Lab test. I see.

I dont know if the blow dryer would get hot enough or that the temperature could even be made high enough to denature the hormones without melting the packaging.  It'd definitely dessicate them if the high-speed heated air could get to the actual pills. Perhaps a toaster oven on the lowest setting with the door partly open. And definitely test it on an old package first

That packaging rules out the microwave

[Xlite]

Perhaps boiling them would work.  How hot are we talking?

[RestStop]

I've been told my several females that antibiotics cancel birth control out, or at the very least really decrease their potency. Find a way to incorporate those into your "lab" experiment.

[Professor Scam]

Yea but my lab assistant has no reason to be perscribed antibiotics and she knows they reduce the effectiveness. Need a foolproof method.

[equanimity]

Boiling them would work, but then you'd just have gross water instead of useless pills.  Heat is the answer.  I've dropped a bottle of pills next to a space heater in a benzo stupor (do not recommend), and the bottle was turning black and smelled awful.  The pills definitely were not as effective as they were before.  Hormones may be different in terms of heat requirements, but I'm sure if you did it to all of her pills it would mess things up.

If you do this though you're kind of really mean and awful.

[Infinityshock]

Yea but my lab assistant has no reason to be perscribed antibiotics and she knows they reduce the effectiveness. Need a foolproof method.

They arent always effective at negating bc pills

Fool proof....

Convince her to use the 'nuvo-ring' thing.

Surreptitiously remove it during seks then reinsert an old one that was soaked in a solvent to remove any traces of active ingredient. 

Rinse and repeat

[MoaningLisa]

OP just take 3 or 4 of them

the presence of the hormones in her egg will recognize the hormones in your sperm

also why the fuck would you want to get a bitch pregnant?

[kroz]

How do you do it without the girl noticing. Throwing them away wouldn't work and neither would buying fake ones because they would look different. Is there a way to destroy what's in the pill without tampering with it?

you are a real cock sucker

[1983]

Mix the morning after pill into her eggs to fuck her hormones up even more... Supposedly can get chicks preggers if they do the morning after pill while on the pill. Or a combination of heat on the pills with some antibiotics seeded into her food.

All hypothetical of course.

Al

[BallsDeep69]

Just get her into bed without any warning and remove alerts on her phone.

[bling bling]

Mix the morning after pill into her eggs to fuck her hormones up even more... Supposedly can get chicks preggers if they do the morning after pill while on the pill. Or a combination of heat on the pills with some antibiotics seeded into her food.

All hypothetical of course.

Al

u have to eat thise eggs

ALL OF THEM