Beasts of envy.
Feral shits of sodom.
They were first created when Satan decided to take a shit and pooped out little ugly turd people.
Destined to drain the welfare system and ruin the lives of hardworking humans,
these grotesque shitmonsters made their way into human civilization to breed and destroy anything good.
After flinging their poop, their liberal servants will gladly lick their butts clean.
Jealous of the humans for being more evolved and having beautiful flowing hair,
the ape people thus dawned weaves unto their ugly burnt heads and claimed to built pyramids and rocket ships.
"Oook ook", they exclaim, while flinging their poo.
