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Offline splooge gook

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Every time I get stoned and every time I go to sleep
« on: October 19, 2014, 11:55:01 am »
I tell myself: "My IQ is going to be 190". It actually works. From solving logic puzzles on the internet, i have went all the way from a measly 130 IQ on an adult scale as a 13 year old to a more accurate 160 IQ as a 17 year old. How I have done this is somewhat complicated.

0. Learn an instrument and exercise your imagination

0.5. learn to write with both hands

1. Teach yourself to do everything with both hands.

2. Learn to see with and focus both of your eyes individually.

3. Try to teach yourself to write with both hands the same thing at once.
--------------^^^^^^^^ I am here

4. Try to teach yourself to write different things with both hands at once.

5. Teach yourself to draw with one hand and write with the other.

6. Full hand flexibility


What I typically do is after I take my amphetamine, I hyperfocus on writing with one hand or in oneparticular way for a few houts beCAYSE IT SEEMS TO LET ME ENJOYMY NEUTROPHIC GROWTH Factor
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Re: Every time I get stoned and every time I go to sleep
« Reply #1 on: October 19, 2014, 02:52:30 pm »
You forgot that you have to kill yourself.

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Re: Every time I get stoned and every time I go to sleep
« Reply #2 on: October 19, 2014, 04:03:52 pm »
I do believe that the power of thought and self suggestion does have a physical impact on both our lives and bodies. I'll relate this to my personal exercise of focusing strongly on healing when I'm either injured or ill.. and it usually works to startling results. I believe positive reinforcement via thought clearly has an impact on personal performance across many levels and mediums.. an athlete reciting a mantra to breakthrough a personal physical plateau.. talking to oneself before a speech to get yourself amped up.. conceptually imagining victory or how you want events to play out, and then proceeding to make that happen..

 While the IQ of 190 seems to be a bit of a stretch, I also agree that the use of certain substances can.. substantially (pun) increase the human ability to reason concepts that previously may have been beyond comprehension. In my personal experience, I often close my eyes and meditate on imagining the scale of the universe and infinity.. It's an experience within itself, what your imagination and mind I capable of..

 Haha, not to detract from the credibility of everything I just said... I will also admit that I often try to move things with my mind.. and I don't care if you believe this or not, I have had two experiences in my life where I was randomly staring.. on one occassion I was on an apartment porch looking towards a river bank for about 30 mins, when the brush pile  was staring at started smoking, and then caught fire.. The other incident was along the same lines.. staring off into space looking at a pile of dried leaves over an embankment, when they spontaneously started smoking. I try to rationalize that perhaps on both occasions someone had tossed a cigarette butt before my arrival (both were public-esque environments), but still.. even though my first super human power of choice wold have been moving things with my mind, I suppose setting fire to things with my mind wouldn't be too bad either. I was also never ale to replicate the events and believe me.. I did try. lol.
The woods are lovely, dark and deep. But I have promises to keep, and miles to go before I sleep.
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Re: Every time I get stoned and every time I go to sleep
« Reply #3 on: October 19, 2014, 04:17:51 pm »
Lol, those are good things to do

When I was in grade 3 I tried to teach myself how to be ambidextrous and would be proud when I did my work with my left hand and my teacher didn't know

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Re: Every time I get stoned and every time I go to sleep
« Reply #4 on: October 19, 2014, 04:27:07 pm »
i just methed and was too oblivious to pain so i was able to scribble out novels and then within like two-three daysmy brain is completely different lol
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Re: Every time I get stoned and every time I go to sleep
« Reply #5 on: October 19, 2014, 04:42:06 pm »
You're naturally left handed/right brained aren't you?

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Re: Every time I get stoned and every time I go to sleep
« Reply #6 on: October 19, 2014, 04:45:20 pm »
You should also try writing 2 different sentences in 2 separate languages using both hands at the same time.