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get a dog- it might prevent you from murdering people
« on: October 14, 2014, 12:25:42 am »
Got mad today because I'm a flaming flagellete scrote lackluster ended up kicking my door in and with my intermittent explosive disorder this was my first extreme rage in 8 months so the schizostrength made me able to completely obliterate my door, almost cut my thumb off until I realized I was planning to kill someone I havent talked to in years but found out he worked at the place I bought cough medicine and meth but saw my dog on the way out of the door and no way in fuck am I gonna rage out and possibly accidentally my 12 year old dog who is the only person on this planet that thinks im ok minus some other person but dogs are people, so dont kill the guy that used to threaten to shoot you with his dads gun when we were 7 if I didnt beat up his downs syndrome brother.
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Re: get a dog- it might prevent you from murdering people
« Reply #1 on: October 14, 2014, 12:34:10 am »
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Re: get a dog- it might prevent you from murdering people
« Reply #2 on: October 14, 2014, 12:35:17 am »
You should do you and society a favor and kill yourself.
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Re: get a dog- it might prevent you from murdering people
« Reply #3 on: October 14, 2014, 01:28:40 am »
Get the fuck out of these forums you fucking backseat mod wannabe.
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Re: get a dog- it might prevent you from murdering people
« Reply #4 on: October 14, 2014, 01:31:11 am »
Actually... Peeling back the madness of this dumb thread reveals a grain of truth.

Pets that you care for can definitely give one a reason to live or not do anything insane.


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Re: get a dog- it might prevent you from murdering people
« Reply #5 on: October 16, 2014, 07:59:18 am »
Actually... Peeling back the madness of this dumb thread reveals a grain of truth.

Pets that you care for can definitely give one a reason to live or not do anything insane.

 Agreed. I have a lot of animals. I find caring for them keeps me a bit in-check and generally calms me. Dogs and cats both make for stress relievers. Also, if your capable of housing such an animal.. horses make your excellent companions as well. I'm actually looking into purchasing a horse as soon as I can get a stable ready to house one.. My father had dealt with horses his whole life and he currently has a buckskin I've bonded with over the past few weeks. When he got her, the previous owner has allowed her to get rolled up in barbed wire and she had a pretty serious right above one of her back hooves.. What started out as just assisting in nursing another equine back to health for future sale, turned into something I didnt expect.. Idk what is was.. I think I just admired the creature.. We'd go (and still do.. almost healed over) and I'd have to get a good hold on her while he cleaned the gash with an abrasive rag, spray it with peroxide and a antibiotic solvent, and them cover it in a healing salve.. And the whole time, this horse would stand still.. not move an inch, not buck.. just hold its stare on me and breathe deeply till it was over... Fucking tough.. Even when he accidently touched a nerve and I could just feel the shiver go through that horses entire body, and still it didnt do anything to try and flee from the pain. I almost think it knows were just trying to help it.. nonetheless, just thought I'd share that story. I've really come around to horses.. I think as a society we've kinda lost the mindset of how cool it is to have a pet you can actually ride.
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Re: get a dog- it might prevent you from murdering people
« Reply #6 on: October 16, 2014, 08:23:15 am »
alright man.
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