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Offline Kayla Faye

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the Taste of Cum
« on: October 01, 2014, 02:33:58 pm »
Ok, here it goes ... my new bf came into my mouth on 2 occasions that I can remember and on both his cum tasted bitter.

Does every guys cum taste like that. If not what does it taste like? And what can he do to make it taste better? Is there anything a guy can eat that would make sperm taste like chocolate? or should it be plenty of fresh fruits and veggies?

I read somewhere that taking vitamins, especially B, make everything smell, so I would imagine that includes semen.

What can we do to sweeten up his juice?

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Re: the Taste of Cum
« Reply #1 on: October 01, 2014, 02:35:37 pm »
kill yourself worthless attention whore

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Re: the Taste of Cum
« Reply #2 on: October 01, 2014, 02:48:26 pm »
So Ive come to the conclusion this forum will die.

Your administrator has no idea WHY he is babysitting you all.

The few members here that are emboldened to chase off new members like myself for no reason will only choke this site further.

I see countless threads of members wishing this place was something else... another dead site called Zonklet, which basically closed because there was no point to it and the members like these in here chasing me off made it not worth it.

I will head back over to Bastard Factory forums now... http://bastardfactory.net/forums/

Trolling is fun and there's enough of it over at BF, but to rip a newb at every turn with non witty comments is ... well ... boring.

Any of you members here that are looking for a new, online community feel free to join us @ Bastard Factory.

 

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Re: the Taste of Cum
« Reply #3 on: October 01, 2014, 03:02:11 pm »
You are one sick fuck, hc45
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Re: the Taste of Cum
« Reply #4 on: October 01, 2014, 03:05:14 pm »
For real someone kill this bitch
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Re: the Taste of Cum
« Reply #5 on: October 01, 2014, 03:12:05 pm »
Ok, here it goes ... my new bf came into my mouth on 2 occasions that I can remember and on both his cum tasted bitter.

Does every guys cum taste like that. If not what does it taste like? And what can he do to make it taste better? Is there anything a guy can eat that would make sperm taste like chocolate? or should it be plenty of fresh fruits and veggies?

I read somewhere that taking vitamins, especially B, make everything smell, so I would imagine that includes semen.

What can we do to sweeten up his juice?
Your boyfriend has a bad diet and doesn't drink enough water.

Pinnaple juice makes cum taste sweeter. Plenty of fruits in general. No burgers and bacon wrapped twinkies in mayo and yea, your boyfriend has a bad diet and probably bad hygiene, too.
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Re: the Taste of Cum
« Reply #6 on: October 01, 2014, 04:08:06 pm »
Ok, here it goes ... my new bf came into my mouth on 2 occasions that I can remember and on both his cum tasted bitter.

Does every guys cum taste like that. If not what does it taste like? And what can he do to make it taste better? Is there anything a guy can eat that would make sperm taste like chocolate? or should it be plenty of fresh fruits and veggies?

I read somewhere that taking vitamins, especially B, make everything smell, so I would imagine that includes semen.

What can we do to sweeten up his juice?

What idiot said about pineapple juice is correct.  I drink a half gallon of the stuff every couple of days and ive been told the taste of my happy sauce is more appealing than the happy sauce from other contributors.  I forgot what they say it tastes like

Dont eat big macs. I've been told it makes the man batter taste something awful

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Re: the Taste of Cum
« Reply #7 on: October 01, 2014, 04:10:28 pm »
So Ive come to the conclusion this forum will die.

Your administrator has no idea WHY he is babysitting you all.

The few members here that are emboldened to chase off new members like myself for no reason will only choke this site further.

I see countless threads of members wishing this place was something else... another dead site called Zonklet, which basically closed because there was no point to it and the members like these in here chasing me off made it not worth it.

I will head back over to Bastard Factory forums now... http://bastardfactory.net/forums/

Trolling is fun and there's enough of it over at BF, but to rip a newb at every turn with non witty comments is ... well ... boring.

Any of you members here that are looking for a new, online community feel free to join us @ Bastard Factory.

 

stfu you whiney whore. If you cant take the heat it means youre a weak bitch and no one wants you here. If you can't handle a little razzing on an internet forum you must be a rip roaring bottom in real life.

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Re: the Taste of Cum
« Reply #8 on: October 01, 2014, 04:11:27 pm »
Everything I've heard, vegetables make it more bitter and pungent, and depending on the fruits it makes it slightly sweeter. In regard to past experience, the girls that actually were "into" tasting cum with any kind of palate seemed to always enjoy mine....and I never eat vegetables except for corn and potatoes. Mostly a meat eater with lots of sweets and junk food, and never really had any complaints.  ;) (Except from the ones that found all cum yucky like it was some toxic battery acid) As for vitamins, I have no clue....I ain't into that kind of thing.

On the flip side, in most of the serious relationships I've been in.....I've been able to predict the onset of her period by about a day or two just by going down on them. Not that their pussy tasted any different, was just a bit stronger and more prominent than usual....even fresh out of a bath or shower.  8)

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Re: the Taste of Cum
« Reply #9 on: October 01, 2014, 04:51:15 pm »
You hear the "lots of pineapple juice!" thing a lot, but in my experience if you want semen to taste good your man is going to have to eat well the vast majority of the time.  Processed foods will make it taste awful, whereas quality organic will result in yum.

But yes.  The vast majority of the time.  Healthy boyfriend makes tasty semen.  Unhealthy boyfriend makes blah semen.


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Re: the Taste of Cum
« Reply #10 on: October 01, 2014, 05:18:45 pm »
It's just a fucking spoonful. Here's a remedy: don't be a whiny bitch. If you can't handle one swallow of jizzum, he shouldn't have to put up with smooching a dead, rotten fish* for fifteen minutes.

*Note: not all vagina's smell like dead, rotten fish. But yours most likely does.

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Re: the Taste of Cum
« Reply #11 on: October 01, 2014, 06:05:59 pm »
Any chick that has a problem with the taste of nut buter should consider alternative orifices for its deposit.  How 'bout your asshole...you wouldn't taste a thing down there.  Won't taste it in your pussy, either, but 9 months after bad tastes are going to be the last thing youre concerned about.