Everyone knows you're/ a fed RisiR, quit trying to pretend your not
I'm a federal agent? Wha...?? Or do you mean a Fedex driver? Both would be equally ridiculous.
The only reason you have > 2,000 posts is because you're paid to sit sit there for 40 hours a week to post here in order to gain our trust. Then you'll move more into the BI type of things gradually, so as not to raise suspicion.
Don't lie. We're onto you.