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drink seminal fluid
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hunt endangered animals
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eat your family alive
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wait in line at walmart
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make bomb threats over intercon
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Offline Daran

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Waiting in line at new Walmart openings
« on: September 26, 2014, 02:39:12 am »
There's a new wal-mart in town and I was thinking about making a publicity stunt out of camping out by the front entrance for a week. I'll look like an eager wal-mart fan and then if I can drum up enough publicity in the local press to get people to come out then attempt to hardcore shoplift. I'm not asking your permission it's already a done deal. Thoughts? Would going on a wal-mart store opening national waiting tour be profitable?
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Re: Waiting in line at new Walmart openings
« Reply #1 on: September 27, 2014, 04:11:27 am »
I value my time more than I value the shit they sell at Wally World. Have fun.
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Re: Waiting in line at new Walmart openings
« Reply #2 on: September 27, 2014, 04:12:28 am »
Make sure to steal all their dxm
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Offline mojo4567

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Re: Waiting in line at new Walmart openings
« Reply #3 on: September 27, 2014, 04:15:25 am »
make it pretty obvious you stole shit. id watch u for the lulz
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Re: Waiting in line at new Walmart openings
« Reply #4 on: September 27, 2014, 05:38:30 am »
drink seminal fluid
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Re: Waiting in line at new Walmart openings
« Reply #5 on: September 27, 2014, 06:10:28 am »
They're going to know your up to something. Who the fuck cares enough to camp out in front of  the new wal mart?
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Re: Waiting in line at new Walmart openings
« Reply #6 on: September 27, 2014, 06:19:47 am »
People who wait in lines are fucking retarded.
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Re: Waiting in line at new Walmart openings
« Reply #7 on: September 29, 2014, 02:23:04 am »
Get pals,unscrew propane tanks,roll them through store,rip out the fireworks they sell and chuck em everywhere.light that shit.gtfo.
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Re: Waiting in line at new Walmart openings
« Reply #8 on: September 29, 2014, 02:23:59 am »
Make a huge point of getting electronics in your cart and wheeling it out the garden center
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Offline mojo4567

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Re: Waiting in line at new Walmart openings
« Reply #9 on: September 29, 2014, 02:25:11 am »
Quote from: joe camel on September 27, 2014, 06:10:28 am
They're going to know your up to something. Who the fuck cares enough to camp out in front of  the new wal mart?

Thats the joke. No one waits for a walmart opening.
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Re: Waiting in line at new Walmart openings
« Reply #10 on: September 29, 2014, 05:21:09 am »
Just curious, how many businesses did this new wally world shut down in the town of yours
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Re: Waiting in line at new Walmart openings
« Reply #11 on: September 29, 2014, 05:38:01 am »
Is a new Wal mart really taht much of a special occasion?
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Re: Waiting in line at new Walmart openings
« Reply #12 on: September 29, 2014, 01:43:24 pm »
Enough for a bomb.
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Re: Waiting in line at new Walmart openings
« Reply #13 on: September 30, 2014, 01:14:23 am »
Quote from: Soso0 on September 29, 2014, 05:21:09 am
Just curious, how many businesses did this new wally world shut down in the town of yours

I dont give a shit about small buisness owners anymore. They used to be cool and community friendly but now they are all like "well this cost 100 bucks and I really wanna be steve jobs reincarnated so nope no community fair"
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Re: Waiting in line at new Walmart openings
« Reply #14 on: September 30, 2014, 03:30:20 am »
Quote from: Soso0 on September 29, 2014, 05:21:09 am
Just curious, how many businesses did this new wally world shut down in the town of yours

This new wal-mart actually used to be an older wal-mart which was shut down 6 years ago to make way for... a super walmart 2 miles down the road. So now we have 2 wal-marts within two miles of one another.
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