feel like total dogshit. any remedies?

[John Smith]

I used to drink assloads of Dr. Pepper as a young teenager and I was diagnosed bipolar (not saying DP was the cause! just a contributing factor)

Hahaha, I seriously started laughing at this. Sploo, do you see this? Dr. Pepper was a contributing factor to his bipolar disorder!

Sorry Rizzo, it just sounds very funny like this.

[Rizzo in a box]

I used to drink assloads of Dr. Pepper as a young teenager and I was diagnosed bipolar (not saying DP was the cause! just a contributing factor)

Hahaha, I seriously started laughing at this. Sploo, do you see this? Dr. Pepper was a contributing factor to his bipolar disorder!

Sorry Rizzo, it just sounds very funny like this.

hahaha, it took my sleep deprived brain a minute to get the joke. I was like, "well yeah a horribly unhealthy drink contribu - OHHH I GET IT. DOCTOR pepper. THE DOCTOR GAVE ME A DISEASE LAWL" 

[splooge gook]

i stopped smoking out of a beer can and i'm no longerworried. actually feel pretty decent this morning. besides aluminum, which doesnt vape at lighter temperatures, there's also the plastic coating inside the can to prevent corrosion, as well a coating of paint on the outside. i wouldn't get anywhere near this sick when i was smoking literal dust. so yeah, don't smoke out of a can, ever.

[komokazi]

Just smoke syncans out of some cans, brah.

[splooge gook]

turns out i caught enterovirus 68, lol

[Soso0]

So you have ebola?

[BITCH TITZ]

How do you afford this habit? I'm sure you don't have a job, do you use allowance to pay for this shit?

[splooge gook]

So you have ebola?

there's an "outbreak" of it right now all over the US. most people get over it naturually, others get pwnt. almost all of the symptoms are respiratory related which is why it was so easy to confuse with a smoking problem