Author Topic: Polish scientist discovers world's largest spider in amazon rainforest  (Read 1313 times)

0 Members and 1 Guest are viewing this topic.

Offline Quetzalolcoatlol

  • Adherent
  • *
  • Posts: 20
    • View Profile
Holy fuck I bet this thing can devour wild foul, as well as puppies, kittens, and human babies. Naskrecki found this record-sized Goliath Birdeater in a Guyanese rainforest.

The story:

http://www.cbsnews.com/news/goliath-encounter-puppy-sized-spider-surprises-scientist-in-rainforest/

Pictures with captions:

http://www.livescience.com/48339-goliath-birdeater-spider-photos.html


Offline starvingniglet

  • Commandant
  • ****
  • Posts: 1,690
    • View Profile
Re: Polish scientist discovers world's largest spider in amazon rainforest
« Reply #1 on: October 21, 2014, 05:16:25 pm »
Holy fuck I bet this thing can devour wild foul, as well as puppies, kittens, and human babies. Naskrecki found this record-sized Goliath Birdeater in a Guyanese rainforest.

The story:

http://www.cbsnews.com/news/goliath-encounter-puppy-sized-spider-surprises-scientist-in-rainforest/

Pictures with captions:

http://www.livescience.com/48339-goliath-birdeater-spider-photos.html

If you put a saddle on that thing, kids could ride it
Quote from: constantinople
Wow fighting and banging indiscrimenantly, the hallmarks of a repsectable individual.

Offline mashleshmash

  • Zealot
  • ****
  • Posts: 1,391
    • View Profile
Re: Polish scientist discovers world's largest spider in amazon rainforest
« Reply #2 on: October 21, 2014, 07:25:57 pm »
interesting
unwyred: have you sucked dick for heroin?

 apric0t: maybe i tried and didnt like it

Offline Satyr

  • Adherent
  • *
  • Posts: 95
    • View Profile
Re: Polish scientist discovers world's largest spider in amazon rainforest
« Reply #3 on: October 21, 2014, 07:30:42 pm »
Just imagine trying to squash that by stepping on it.

Offline Σ

  • Arch Disciple
  • ***
  • Posts: 586
  • Übermensch
    • View Profile
Re: Polish scientist discovers world's largest spider in amazon rainforest
« Reply #4 on: October 21, 2014, 07:39:32 pm »
Its interesting that the article says despite its size a chicken would still pose more of a threat to humans than the Goliath Birdeater. Also its bite while poisonous to humans is not deadly so dont gotta worry about that.
tl;dr: idealism will not un-rape you.

Offline Satyr

  • Adherent
  • *
  • Posts: 95
    • View Profile
Re: Polish scientist discovers world's largest spider in amazon rainforest
« Reply #5 on: October 21, 2014, 07:43:38 pm »
I'm pretty sure it would still hurt like a bitch. Sticking a thumb in your eye isn't deadly either. I wouldn't call it a 'pleasant experience', though.

Offline Σ

  • Arch Disciple
  • ***
  • Posts: 586
  • Übermensch
    • View Profile
Re: Polish scientist discovers world's largest spider in amazon rainforest
« Reply #6 on: October 21, 2014, 11:45:19 pm »
Considering that the article states the bite would feel like getting a nail through your hand I am not insinuating the experience would be pleasant. I'm simply stating that it would be survivable.
tl;dr: idealism will not un-rape you.

Offline Rook

  • Arch Disciple
  • ***
  • Posts: 590
    • View Profile
Re: Polish scientist discovers world's largest spider in amazon rainforest
« Reply #7 on: October 23, 2014, 07:10:39 am »
I'd keep one as a pet.. breed them. I seen that video the other day on facebook.. I wonder if it eats small spiders?? The article might tell, but honestly.. I didnt read it since I already knew the relevant data to make a reply. Would be pretty cool to breed them though.. if it reproduces at the rate of other spiders, you could amass yourself a horde in no time.. arachnophobia sufferers would freak.
The woods are lovely, dark and deep. But I have promises to keep, and miles to go before I sleep.
-Robert Frost

Offline Nonarky

  • Adherent
  • *
  • Posts: 20
  • burning in the sunshine
    • View Profile
    • nonarky
Re: Polish scientist discovers world's largest spider in amazon rainforest
« Reply #8 on: November 11, 2014, 02:17:59 am »
i'd be pissed if that got in my hair
mountain

Offline Suicidal Fish

  • Arch Disciple
  • ***
  • Posts: 866
  • I like Chops
    • View Profile
Re: Polish scientist discovers world's largest spider in amazon rainforest
« Reply #9 on: November 11, 2014, 02:31:57 am »
So that is where Wariot has been
A billion Chinese can’t be wrong: eat rice.