Today has been so gay

[Rationahl]

Started off having to wait a fucking hour for a haircut, then having to drive all the way out to fuck to score beer cause I'm underage . Then after crushing a case with a friend he throws up all in my house and back deck. He's sill sitting outside on the deck with his hand in his hands.

I feel like shit from cleaning up puke forever and coming off the 12 beers or so. Now I find out there's a party tonight, a 2 hot af girls who wants my dick is gonna be there.

Currently trying to rally, not sure I'm gonna be able to muster it tonight. Next beer I'm throwing up

[Zanick]

Cut your own hair, make your own booze. Faggot nigger Jew.

[Rationahl]

Cut my own hair? Make my own booze?

You stupid fuck, you can't even wipe your own ass. Sit back and mop up your titty sweat before this turns into you eating your pain away fat shit

[Zanick]

Neither of these things is difficult to accomplish. If you can't figure them out, you probably deserve all that vomit. I don't think any attractive woman would want to sleep with a drunkie who smells like throw up.

[Rationahl]

I don't know what you're saying but fuck you

[Zanick]

Have fun at your stupid fucking party, asshole.

[bling bling]

op is gay

[RisiR]

I'd love to see that chick's face when she smells you.

[Rationahl]

i took a shower you nerds... but probably not gonna go, dont know if i feel like it