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Offline mojo4567

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Places where I can lie on my resume
« on: September 15, 2014, 02:45:24 am »
So far ask I know is most food service jobs dont actually check your college and GPA. also most autoshops ive applied to never checked my previous employments
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Re: Places where I can lie on my resume
« Reply #1 on: September 15, 2014, 03:29:38 am »
your title asks about a resume while your post mentions basic job application shit. which is it?

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Re: Places where I can lie on my resume
« Reply #2 on: September 15, 2014, 06:18:24 am »
u could put down a company that went out of business n they wont be able to know if ur lying about working there or not

i wouldnt think that most minimum wage type jobs would really bother checking that thoughly

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Re: Places where I can lie on my resume
« Reply #3 on: September 15, 2014, 11:56:33 am »
u could put down a company that went out of business n they wont be able to know if ur lying about working there or not

i wouldnt think that most minimum wage type jobs would really bother checking that thoughly
Ohhh good one.
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Re: Places where I can lie on my resume
« Reply #4 on: September 15, 2014, 12:27:55 pm »

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Re: Places where I can lie on my resume
« Reply #5 on: September 15, 2014, 12:33:10 pm »

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im bassicly retarded you niggers

oh excuse me I didn't see that you fucking derp

Its okay not everyone can be as deep and philisophical as me. Anyways, I ment like what can I lie on my resume and not get caught
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Re: Places where I can lie on my resume
« Reply #6 on: September 15, 2014, 12:40:57 pm »
u could put down a company that went out of business n they wont be able to know if ur lying about working there or not

i wouldnt think that most minimum wage type jobs would really bother checking that thoughly
Ohhh good one.

Say you worked for Pan-Am airlines then worked for Enron then Kodak.

That should work.

Soon you'll be able to say that you worked for blackberry too
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Re: Places where I can lie on my resume
« Reply #7 on: September 15, 2014, 12:56:18 pm »
When I fill out applications, I only put my name and phone #.  Then I will call them, tell them my name and ask for an interview.  At this point they will either schedule an interview or tell me that they are reviewing applications and will be in touch.  If it's the latter, I wait 2 days and call back, tell them my name and ask for an interview...  Rinse and repeat every 2 days until you either get an interview or a restraining order. 

Once you get the interview, it doesn't really matter what is or is not on your application.  You gotta get in there, make a good impression and sell yourself. 
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Re: Places where I can lie on my resume
« Reply #8 on: September 15, 2014, 01:12:53 pm »
When I fill out applications, I only put my name and phone #.  Then I will call them, tell them my name and ask for an interview.  At this point they will either schedule an interview or tell me that they are reviewing applications and will be in touch.  If it's the latter, I wait 2 days and call back, tell them my name and ask for an interview...  Rinse and repeat every 2 days until you either get an interview or a restraining order. 

Once you get the interview, it doesn't really matter what is or is not on your application.  You gotta get in there, make a good impression and sell yourself.

This is good advide

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