Rules for Successful Middlemen
Anyone that's ever bought drugs has had to deal with the accursed middle-man, that shiesty fucker that gets in between you/your money and the dealer that has the shit you want. He is a necessary evil. But sometimes you find yourself on the other side of the coin and you're hooking other people up, and this can be a golden opportunity for you or a chance to put yourself at risks of several felonies for nothing at all! You might find yourself asking your soul late at night, "How do I do this right? How do I come off happy without being the middle man that everyone hates? Am I doomed?" Nope! Massa rizzo is here to tell you, "It's okay! You can be better than that!"
So! I'm going to share a few "rules" which aren't fascist enforcement of ideals as they are observations and suggestions. If you think I'm full of shit feel free to offer your own rules/advice...
1) Do not be the dealer you hate. You know, he never shows up when he says, he won't answer his phone until you're about to meet another dealer and then when you guys finally meet up he gives you a skimpy fucking sack! Oh, and did I mention he's going to ask you to smoke him out? Don't do this. If you can not take care of business in an orderly fashion tell your customers straight up so they don't wait around all day and they might not be buying a sack from you now but they also won't delete your number in a rage and black list your ass from the leet druggie club. If you have to skimp your customer's sacks you don't have a true hustle going and you should either find a better connect or accept that you're just doing this to help your friends...and if you're not doing this for your friends you're probably an awful tool getting used.
2) Don't burn out your dealers. Don't mention them, don't brag about their deals, don't mention where you guys meet up or anything about them.
3) Be friendly but don't be a friend to your customers, even to your friends. Unless you have something very specific arranged do not hook up your customers extra fat in hopes of getting more sales or whatever. It's not going to happen, they're just going to expect more and more from you.(And if you have a good hookup, which you should have, and you don't skimp and you're on time they won't have anything to fucking complain about anyway)
4) If you deal with fronts, especially going both ways (no one knows stress until your dealer fronts you and then YOU front your customers) you'd better know what the fuck you're doing and have a back up plan. If you can't come up with the money, what do you plan on doing?
5) Don't get attached to any one dealer. Be a fucking capitalist and network the fuck out of people. Always look for that better deal, because it will mean extra $$ in your pocket just because you know the right people. It's better if you mix things up anyway, if you meet the same guy in the same spot everyday people WILL start to notice.
6) KNOW YOUR PRODUCT! This should really go without fucking saying but don't go around saying you can get the bombest smack, then hit up some random you've never bought from, get sold brown sugar, and pawn that off to some poor dope sick junkie that handed you $60 hoping to be well. If everyone knows you get the best shit it will pay off much better than scamming a bunch of randoms here and there.
7) Talk to everyone. Everyone. That random old dude over there? He pushes more coke than you'd ever imagine, and he has a fucking cane and wears diapers.
Stop middle-manning and start dealing! It only takes a couple good connections and a few mutually beneficial business transactions to go from having nothing but phone numbers to having a few hundred dollars in your pocket and being able to invest in product yourself...but now we're in a whole new ball park.
