What insect is this?

[Nigger Nostrils]

 
http://i.imgur.com/1ocCMEX.jpg

It doesn't look like a flea but it bounces like one when I put my finger near it. Wtf is this thing?
 
edit: we're not allowed to embed images anymore? 

[Vulture]

Guess we aren't...

What's its size and rough geographic location? Where specifically did you find it?

[Arnox]

Image tags are now disabled for 15-30 mins. every time we are attacked. Sorry for the inconvenience.

[Vulture]

Looks like a springtail but I don't have a good view of its ass end.

[Nigger Nostrils]

It's like 2mm long. Sometimes I find them on a table.

[Vulture]

Yep, springtail:

Pretty harmless detritivores that like moisture. If you're creeped out by them air out the area under your sink and sprinkle some borax on the floor.

[Nigger Nostrils]

 
Thats the one! Thanks man. For a second there I thought my crabs were mutating.

[Soso0]

Had no clue were being attacked

[Umbrella Corp]

Oh really you had no clue huh.  What a meaningful post.  It's not obvious that you are desperately trying to increase your post count to satisfy your pathetic ego.  Not obvious at all.

[jerome]

Oh really you had no clue huh.  What a meaningful post.  It's not obvious that you are desperately trying to increase your post count to satisfy your pathetic ego.  Not obvious at all.

lol wut da heck, ballicker has some of the least ego amongst the zoklet population. if anything else, sounds like you're the one trying to pump up your dick.

[Nigger Nostrils]

Oh really you had no clue huh.  What a meaningful post.  It's not obvious that you are desperately trying to increase your post count to satisfy your pathetic ego.  Not obvious at all.

lol wut da heck, ballicker has some of the least ego amongst the zoklet population. if anything else, sounds like you're the one trying to pump up your dick.

Hehe. Thanks jerome dog but I think he was talking to Soso0? 

[Michael Myers]

Oh really you had no clue huh.  What a meaningful post.  It's not obvious that you are desperately trying to increase your post count to satisfy your pathetic ego.  Not obvious at all.

lol wut da heck, ballicker has some of the least ego amongst the zoklet population. if anything else, sounds like you're the one trying to pump up your dick.

Hehe. Thanks jerome dog but I think he was talking to Soso0? 

This is true, jerome. I love how she comes in and defends her friend. That's why you're cool, jerome.

[Soso0]

Oh really you had no clue huh.  What a meaningful post.  It's not obvious that you are desperately trying to increase your post count to satisfy your pathetic ego.  Not obvious at all.

No I didn't. Did you sign up just to make this pathetic post?

[Freegamer]

i saw something similar in my bathroom sink.  i took a pic.  ill see if i can upload it later.  wondered what the hell that was.

[jerome]

oh lol, i think you're right, whoops sorry umbrella!

n' thanks myers, gotta be there for mah zoklet homies know what i mean.