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Ariana Grande or Iggy Azalea
« on: October 09, 2014, 02:10:44 pm »
Who would you fuck and why?

I like the look of Ariana (Iggy looks like she has been punched in the face sometimes)

Iggy has probably had more black cock

Iggy says funny tweets occasionally

Ariana looks and acts like a girl who needs a good smashing

I go with Ariana by a whisker
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Re: Ariana Grande or Iggy Azalea
« Reply #1 on: October 09, 2014, 02:20:01 pm »
They're both not that great looking but Ariana grandes face is a little less punchable. Iggy azalea is like a white Nicky minaj and They both need to be shot
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Re: Ariana Grande or Iggy Azalea
« Reply #2 on: October 10, 2014, 11:29:40 pm »
Iggy Azalea was in the year above me at high school. She wanted to fuck one of my black friends but he never did. Now he regrets that decision.

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Re: Ariana Grande or Iggy Azalea
« Reply #3 on: October 10, 2014, 11:44:00 pm »
Iggy Azalea was in the year above me at high school. She wanted to fuck one of my black friends but he never did. Now he regrets that decision.

huffing gasoline with some aborigines down by the billabong does not count as 'having black friends'
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Re: Ariana Grande or Iggy Azalea
« Reply #4 on: October 11, 2014, 12:31:24 am »
Iggy Azalea was in the year above me at high school. She wanted to fuck one of my black friends but he never did. Now he regrets that decision.

huffing gasoline with some aborigines down by the billabong does not count as 'having black friends'

i lol'd.

black enough for iggy azalea.

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Re: Ariana Grande or Iggy Azalea
« Reply #5 on: October 11, 2014, 02:13:55 am »
Thread is useless without fucking pics.









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Re: Ariana Grande or Iggy Azalea
« Reply #6 on: October 14, 2014, 10:43:22 am »


Iggy has probably had more black cock


 Just scrolling on Yahoo earlier and seen where that Ariana chick is dating some black dude.. Iggy is from Aussyland so, I'm unsure if she would have the same access to the darker ethnics.. Was trying to say that the nicest way possible for being sleep deprived early in the morning.

 I'd probably hit either one of them for the sake of having done it, but it wouldnt exactly be a spectacular life event for me or anything.. I'd maybe get Ariana on here knees and have her look up at me as she swallowed.. I think she'd be semi-satisfying in that fashion. Heh.
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Re: Ariana Grande or Iggy Azalea
« Reply #7 on: October 14, 2014, 11:59:08 am »
They're the same person. Do you mean which persona do you relate to most or find more sexually appealing? Neither, particularly. I find Iggy to be more real (yes, ironically) and down to earth in interviews than the Grande character.
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Re: Ariana Grande or Iggy Azalea
« Reply #8 on: October 14, 2014, 12:23:05 pm »
I would never fuck a gimmick.
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Re: Ariana Grande or Iggy Azalea
« Reply #9 on: October 14, 2014, 01:08:51 pm »
This really is a difficult question. On one hand, Iggy is the kinda gal that seems like she would be one wild fuck for a weekend if you had a couple of 8-balls of coke and could just lock yourselves in a hotel room for a couple of days. But then Ariana has that "innocent" vibe, would be fun to defile her in all sorts of naughty ways (she looks like she could get into a whole host of positions and places to fuck...with that tight petite bod too).

At the end of the day I would say Iggy by a very small margin. UNLESS I could fuck Ariana with that her faggot brother Frankie tied up and forced to watch. His torturous tears and pleas of making it stop would just add to the whole thing.   :P