Hitting the Shark

[Shark Jumper]

I had an idea once.
What if you borrowed a bunch of money from a lone shark, and then used part of that money to hire a hit man to knock off that very same lone shark. Everybody wins, and you're getting a loan shark off the street.
Think it would actually work? I'm guessing not. This post is in "bad ideas" for a reason.

[buddha]

Do you know any loan sharks? Better question: do any know you well enough to lend you money?

[Shark Jumper]

Do you know any loan sharks? Better question: do any know you well enough to lend you money?

I don't know anything really about loan sharks. Which would be why I was asking this question in the first place.

[buddha]

I'm thinking you and Killer might be the same person, you both ask a lot of stupid fucking questions.

But let me humor you.

I'm not sure which world you live in, but in this world, no one lends money to people they don't know. Not to mention, just like any other illegal operation (weapons, drugs) they aren't just going to let any old fucktard from the internet know anything about their business.

On top of that, the chances of him not buying off your hitman and sending him back to you to collect his money and your life are pretty slim. You think any guy who would kill people for money has some morals or code they follow? LOL he is going to to do what the person with the most money wants. Which since you have to borrow the money, assume it would be the other guy.

[Shark Jumper]

I'm thinking you and Killer might be the same person, you both ask a lot of stupid fucking questions.

But let me humor you.

I'm not sure which world you live in, but in this world, no one lends money to people they don't know. Not to mention, just like any other illegal operation (weapons, drugs) they aren't just going to let any old fucktard from the internet know anything about their business.

On top of that, the chances of him not buying off your hitman and sending him back to you to collect his money and your life are pretty slim. You think any guy who would kill people for money has some morals or code they follow? LOL he is going to to do what the person with the most money wants. Which since you have to borrow the money, assume it would be the other guy.

I really don't think it was a stupid question considering how much I knew about the topic. I even said right there I don't think it would work. You don't have to be a condescending asshole about this. 

[buddha]

I'm thinking you and Killer might be the same person, you both ask a lot of stupid fucking questions.

But let me humor you.

I'm not sure which world you live in, but in this world, no one lends money to people they don't know. Not to mention, just like any other illegal operation (weapons, drugs) they aren't just going to let any old fucktard from the internet know anything about their business.

On top of that, the chances of him not buying off your hitman and sending him back to you to collect his money and your life are pretty slim. You think any guy who would kill people for money has some morals or code they follow? LOL he is going to to do what the person with the most money wants. Which since you have to borrow the money, assume it would be the other guy.

No we're not the same person. Also, I've got to agree that the question was not smart when viewed by someone who knows as much about this topic as you do.
Thanks to your quick reply, I now see how fucking stupid this whole thread is. I'll see about getting rid of it.
I'm curious though, which other questions have I said that you think are stupid? Because... I kind of like to prevent that.

Kill yourself. It's the only way to be sure. Delete that fucking gay ass avatar first.

[Shark Jumper]

I'm thinking you and Killer might be the same person, you both ask a lot of stupid fucking questions.

But let me humor you.

I'm not sure which world you live in, but in this world, no one lends money to people they don't know. Not to mention, just like any other illegal operation (weapons, drugs) they aren't just going to let any old fucktard from the internet know anything about their business.

On top of that, the chances of him not buying off your hitman and sending him back to you to collect his money and your life are pretty slim. You think any guy who would kill people for money has some morals or code they follow? LOL he is going to to do what the person with the most money wants. Which since you have to borrow the money, assume it would be the other guy.

No we're not the same person. Also, I've got to agree that the question was not smart when viewed by someone who knows as much about this topic as you do.
Thanks to your quick reply, I now see how fucking stupid this whole thread is. I'll see about getting rid of it.
I'm curious though, which other questions have I said that you think are stupid? Because... I kind of like to prevent that.

Kill yourself. It's the only way to be sure. Delete that fucking gay ass avatar first.

Oh, so you're one of these people. I have nothing more to say to you.

[peskybear]

You'd probably have to pay the hitman more than you could borrow from the shark

[Shark Jumper]

You'd probably have to pay the hitman more than you could borrow from the shark

Yeah

[Infinityshock]

Or he would have friends to come hunt you down.  A lot of times the loanshark is the middleman and face for a sekrit investor.

[Σ]

I dont think its as bad an idea as buddha says but i still think you would have to borrow more than you can hire a hitman for and if that was the case I would say fuck it and just rob the shark outright.

[Shark Jumper]

Or he would have friends to come hunt you down.  A lot of times the loanshark is the middleman and face for a sekrit investor.

Yeah, that's what I thought would be the biggest drawback.

[bling bling]

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