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Offline mmmmmmmQuestions

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where can I sell my piss balloons?
« on: September 02, 2014, 01:44:46 am »
all these urine-filled balloons I have for some reason, I need to make a monetary profit from them. halp

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Re: where can I sell my piss balloons?
« Reply #1 on: September 02, 2014, 04:11:41 am »
Wow. I'm just trying this site for the first time. I'm gonna miss Zoklet. This blows. I'm depressed :(

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Re: where can I sell my piss balloons?
« Reply #2 on: September 02, 2014, 04:21:40 am »
all these urine-filled balloons I have for some reason, I need to make a monetary profit from them. halp
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Wow. I'm just trying this site for the first time. I'm gonna miss Zoklet. This blows. I'm depressed :(
Yoo. A lot of people already transferred to this site, it's basically the same people plus some new people and a shitty layout that should be getting better over time. Lighten up and have fun man

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Re: where can I sell my piss balloons?
« Reply #3 on: September 02, 2014, 04:33:30 am »
I will buy them off of you. How much per balloon and do I have to pay extra if the piss is purer in the other balloon?

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Re: where can I sell my piss balloons?
« Reply #4 on: September 02, 2014, 05:09:20 pm »
piss in ur own fuckin ballons and make ur own.

if u have heppatitis, they can be considered WMDs
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Re: where can I sell my piss balloons?
« Reply #5 on: September 02, 2014, 05:11:49 pm »
heppatitis

Where can I get a heap o' titses?
quote author=dragqueen slayer link=topic=1184.msg35656#msg35656 date=1412632872]Cory is fucking retarded[/quote

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Re: where can I sell my piss balloons?
« Reply #6 on: September 02, 2014, 05:26:10 pm »
heppatitis

Where can I get a heap o' titses?
sry, i mean Hepatitis.

U can usually get it from blood contact with an infected person.
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Re: where can I sell my piss balloons?
« Reply #7 on: September 02, 2014, 05:31:04 pm »
I was just making a stupid pun, I know what hepatitis is heh.
quote author=dragqueen slayer link=topic=1184.msg35656#msg35656 date=1412632872]Cory is fucking retarded[/quote

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Re: where can I sell my piss balloons?
« Reply #8 on: September 02, 2014, 08:39:36 pm »
Let the piss balloon sit for a while (few weeks) before using it.  Fermented piss belongs to the top 10 smelliest stuff I have to put with every day (thanks to idiot who can't flush)

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Re: where can I sell my piss balloons?
« Reply #9 on: September 02, 2014, 11:09:10 pm »
Wow. I'm just trying this site for the first time. I'm gonna miss Zoklet. This blows. I'm depressed :(

Been lurking on Zoklet for about three months, just to get some ideas, and you were one of the guys there who seemed like he knew his shit.  I hope you stick around.

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Re: where can I sell my piss balloons?
« Reply #10 on: September 02, 2014, 11:18:33 pm »
If you dont do drugs you could sell your clean piss to parolee's or people who need jobs but do drugs.
tl;dr: idealism will not un-rape you.

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Re: where can I sell my piss balloons?
« Reply #11 on: September 03, 2014, 04:17:33 am »
If you dont do drugs you could sell your clean piss to parolee's or people who need jobs but do drugs.

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I do drugs