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Offline mashleshmash

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It's my birthday, today
« on: December 09, 2014, 06:33:20 pm »
I don't feel much different for being 21.


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you all wish me a happy birthday
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Re: It's my birthday, today
« Reply #1 on: December 09, 2014, 06:36:27 pm »
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Re: It's my birthday, today
« Reply #2 on: December 09, 2014, 06:54:34 pm »
Its your birthday today? Oh, well, fuck you, then
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Re: It's my birthday, today
« Reply #3 on: December 09, 2014, 07:21:31 pm »
It`s my birthday on the 10th. That`s two hours and fourty minutes.

I turn 30.

I really don`t know how to feel.

Happy birthday. :)
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Re: It's my birthday, today
« Reply #4 on: December 09, 2014, 08:00:02 pm »
The trick is to keep drinking til you do feel different. You'll know it's kicked in when the floor rises up to meet you.
I'll try anything once, and twice to be sure.

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Re: It's my birthday, today
« Reply #5 on: December 09, 2014, 08:30:29 pm »
go fuck a landmine and get fucked by a gang of niggers
you tool
This is Max Headroom. I'M SPECIAL. I'M UNIQUE. I'M DIFFERENTIAL.
THAT'S BECAUSE YOU'RE AIR CONDITIONED TO THE USUAL.
THIS IS ME, MAX HEADLAMP. AND IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT, YOU CAN STICKSHIFT IT IN YOUR EXHAUST PIPE AND CHOKE IT.
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Re: It's my birthday, today
« Reply #6 on: December 09, 2014, 08:30:42 pm »
It`s my birthday on the 10th. That`s two hours and fourty minutes.

I turn 30.

I really don`t know how to feel.

Happy birthday. :)
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It is a slow descent to realising your not young anymore. But just remember there are some great positives about being in your 30's over 20's so concentrate on those.
A billion Chinese can’t be wrong: eat rice.

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Re: It's my birthday, today
« Reply #7 on: December 09, 2014, 08:38:29 pm »
I'm a month out from 32. Jebus I'm old.
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Re: It's my birthday, today
« Reply #8 on: December 09, 2014, 08:46:12 pm »
It`s my birthday on the 10th. That`s two hours and fourty minutes.

I turn 30.

I really don`t know how to feel.

Happy birthday. :)
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It is a slow descent to realising your not young anymore. But just remember there are some great positives about being in your 30's over 20's so concentrate on those.

Yea. I really don`t care about the number, it`s just that people expect certain things. I just want to curl up on the sofa and play with my Batman toys alone.
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Re: It's my birthday, today
« Reply #9 on: December 09, 2014, 10:26:42 pm »
Happy birthday faggot

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Offline mashleshmash

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Re: It's my birthday, today
« Reply #10 on: December 09, 2014, 10:38:39 pm »
It`s my birthday on the 10th. That`s two hours and fourty minutes.

I turn 30.

I really don`t know how to feel.

Happy birthday. :)

cool my bros is on the 10th

It's okay, I don't know how to feel either.
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