I used to suck cocks on the blocks with my missus. She always blew kisses. We slowly gained riches.
Twenty years later on the top of the chopping block. You better copy not, I laid out the guideline, when I'm dead I'll be an astronaut.
Stone cold collar cuz I use the best of starches, iron my shit daily but ain't afraid to start shit.
Butter Cream gang fanatic in 4th grade, now I bubble methamphetamine most every day.
Jambalaya stew you niggas done did knew I'll battle like shrimp stew I reside on thee avanue.
My boy clue playing imagine I'm not saying cuz once I do start spraying the walls they start bangin and dang it.
Lost my focus, used to watch Hocus Pocus and MTV. Sifl and Olly as I was introduced to Trees.
Grab my keys scratch up the side of your ride look back with a grin of pride and snarl my lip all snide.
Raw hide bitch I ride cows to the market, I steal those Granny apples, go back and grab some more kid.
Moral of the story is I'm a thief and an impostor, got a fantasy football team, haven't even checked the roster.
Claustrophobic headcase yo I can't even leave the room but as I sit inside it I am paralyzed with doom.
Looming like a tower, deep shadow devours, I look up and I cower as it nears the final hour.
Powerful it happens in a second of real time, thrown down a dime and repent for all my crime of which is plenty.
Chewin' on gobstobbers and a box of good 'n' plenty's.
No I don't own a Bentley.
Get bent and suck off your own erection, deep throat self to death; natural selection.
I'm heading in the opposite direction; deep can collection, never vote in elections.
Paralyzed from the waist down but you know that doesn't phase me
Spent some time down at the dog park where I caught a case of rabies
Was infected within days as I recall it was a haze
And when I woke I realized I couldn't use my fucking legs
I told the doc to chop em off,
He looked at me said with a scoff:
You know that costs an awful lot?
I flashed him quick my Rolex watch
Said money ain't a thing my man, my name is Aldo from Japan
I bet on cock fight matches and, I've never lost so shake my hand.
He stuck it out, I slipped down to bit his wrist bitch never saw it coming as I looked up and hissed
Serpent at any moment, eat a pistachio donut.
Definitely not a grown up.