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Pooh Faces Park Ban For 'Hermaphrodite' Looks
« on: November 23, 2014, 01:08:49 am »


Winnie the Pooh could be banned from a Polish playground, after politicians labelled the character as a half-naked hermaphrodite who is an inappropriate role model to children.

The beloved bear was meant to be the namesake for a new park in Tuszyn, but his "dubious sexuality" and minimal clothing has led councillors to block the move.

During a heated debate, one woman was heard explaining how Pooh's unclear gender was manufactured by AA Milne, the author who created the honey-loving animal.

She said: "When the author turned 60, he cut off [Pooh's] testicles with a rusty razor blade because of his own identity issues."

Those opposed to Pooh have suggested that a Polish cartoon bear, Miś Uszatek, be used instead – principally because he is fully dressed.

Locals have lamented how their councillors are devoting so much time to such a trivial issue. One man told Polish reporters: "Winnie the Pooh is a bear with low intellect, and unfortunately, this is also evident in those who are concerned with this topic."

He then alluded to Pooh's addiction to honey in a rhyming Polish poem, and recited: "Winnie the Pooh is an alcoholic and a liar. He walks with no underwear and has cut off his testicles."

An official decision on Pooh's fate is yet to be made.



http://news.sky.com/story/1378279/pooh-faces-park-ban-for-hermaphrodite-looks
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Re: Pooh Faces Park Ban For 'Hermaphrodite' Looks
« Reply #1 on: November 23, 2014, 01:12:08 am »
So if he had a dangling scrotum or flaccid phallus flapping about, it would be alright?
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