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Offline Max Headroom

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OH MY FUCKING GOD
« on: November 19, 2014, 12:09:01 am »
4 HOUR syncan 103 fever dreams are like taking acid than going into a voluntary 6 year coma
This is Max Headroom. I'M SPECIAL. I'M UNIQUE. I'M DIFFERENTIAL.
THAT'S BECAUSE YOU'RE AIR CONDITIONED TO THE USUAL.
THIS IS ME, MAX HEADLAMP. AND IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT, YOU CAN STICKSHIFT IT IN YOUR EXHAUST PIPE AND CHOKE IT.
ASS SMOKE IT.


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Re: OH MY FUCKING GOD
« Reply #1 on: November 19, 2014, 12:09:38 am »
Bro you got to cut back on the illicit substances
Das ist des Jägers Ehrenschild,
daß er beschützt und hegt sein Wild,
weidmännisch jagt, wie sich’s gehört,
den Schöpfer im Geschöpfe ehrt.

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Re: OH MY FUCKING GOD
« Reply #2 on: November 19, 2014, 12:48:18 am »
I just ate a pbj with 2g of weed mixed into the peanut butter, snorted a fat chunk of tar , now drinking beer and smoking cigs
Having a dookie is like being raped backwards by a dick of shit - Jamie "Fuck Constipation" Lee Curtis

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Re: OH MY FUCKING GOD
« Reply #3 on: November 20, 2014, 08:08:59 pm »
noob ur meant to cook it and bang it

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Re: OH MY FUCKING GOD
« Reply #4 on: November 21, 2014, 05:07:30 am »
oh my fucking god I just asked so many people if they gave a shit and here not one of them gave me a response indicating affirmation of 'yes.' You understand?

Suck my dick in the sandbox, right next to the pails; we'll fill em with semen and pretend to be sperm whales. I ate a handful of seashells earlier tonight but Imma puke em back up and you know I'll be aight. Once fucked a guy behind a 7/11, he paid me in change and I was in heaven. Balls deep with that fuck face reach around quick pace give ya boy a quick taste. mmmmmmmmm synthetic cannabis it's unanimous the benefits are endless, a surplus of friends and egg benedicts. hot pockets and cheetos got the girls screaming 'neato', once rolled to Toledo fucked a bitch named LaGuido. Ate that burrito. So hot wet and sticky I let it drip quickly into my pocket; saved it for later that's hot shit.