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Offline Max Headroom

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giving yourself sepsis
« on: November 19, 2014, 03:18:53 pm »
or any other disease, quickest way?
This is Max Headroom. I'M SPECIAL. I'M UNIQUE. I'M DIFFERENTIAL.
THAT'S BECAUSE YOU'RE AIR CONDITIONED TO THE USUAL.
THIS IS ME, MAX HEADLAMP. AND IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT, YOU CAN STICKSHIFT IT IN YOUR EXHAUST PIPE AND CHOKE IT.
ASS SMOKE IT.


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Re: giving yourself sepsis
« Reply #1 on: November 19, 2014, 03:56:14 pm »
Inject fecal matter

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Re: giving yourself sepsis
« Reply #2 on: November 19, 2014, 04:59:35 pm »
Why the fuck would you want to give yourself a blood infection? Is it a death wish, or are you just completely fucking retarded?
Honesty may be the best policy, but it's important to remember that apparently, by elimination, dishonesty is the second-best policy.
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Re: giving yourself sepsis
« Reply #3 on: November 22, 2014, 06:05:33 pm »
Eat shit, literally.