I may or may not have two tattoos on my chest, a huge backpiece that's currently a work in progress and one on my left shoulder
I may or may not have an aunt who died on her bike and there is a charity run through her shitty city every year in her name. I may or may not have an uncle who literally got his tattoos covered up nuff said
Just kidding none of this is true because I'm just some cringy internet persona like you WS because that's your only reference point. The truth is I've never gotten any tattoos or know anything about my extended family because I'm too busy puking in the shower while crying and holding hands with 3.5/10s I text "ilu" to unprompted.