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Re: Free tips and information on RAIDS/warrants/searches
« Reply #15 on: November 11, 2014, 05:42:39 am »
A member on totse2 talked about how he wrapped up all his illegal guns and buried them. I found that hilarious.

lol who was that?
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« Reply #16 on: November 11, 2014, 11:30:32 pm »
A member on totse2 talked about how he wrapped up all his illegal guns and buried them. I found that hilarious.

lol who was that?

dirtysanchez. he posted pictures of his illegal weapons either in irc or i think in a forum on totse.info or totse2. he changed his name a few times. i think he posted under josef stalin on totse2.

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Re: Free tips and information on RAIDS/warrants/searches
« Reply #17 on: November 12, 2014, 04:04:22 am »
In cali if you see a bunch of edison or gas power company vans outside the trap house you gon get raided boy.

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« Reply #18 on: November 12, 2014, 04:20:36 am »
Yeah dealing in guns is a tough business.  I would never fuck with guns. 
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Re: Free tips and information on RAIDS/warrants/searches
« Reply #19 on: November 12, 2014, 08:20:32 pm »
sometimes they shut the water off

That would be useless. The toilet can still flush once. If they're really on the ball, they'll go pop a manhole just down the street and wait for your shit (pun intended).
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Re: Free tips and information on RAIDS/warrants/searches
« Reply #20 on: November 12, 2014, 08:24:46 pm »
That would be useless. The toilet can still flush once. If they're really on the ball, they'll go pop a manhole just down the street and wait for your shit (pun intended).

I don't think there would be anything they could do even if they pop the manhole and wait for the drugs to come by because they cant prove that it came from your house no matter how likely it is that its your stash.

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Re: Free tips and information on RAIDS/warrants/searches
« Reply #21 on: November 12, 2014, 08:36:39 pm »
My mother in law's lowlife ex husband got popped a few times, and I got a front row seat to seeing the cops raid my nigger neighbor's place. Them fuckers are quick! Dumbass was growing weed in the back yard and the neighbor over the back fence called it in. They hit the front door, but he managed to get out the back... right into two more cops. They literally hogtied him and carried him out.
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Re: Free tips and information on RAIDS/warrants/searches
« Reply #22 on: November 12, 2014, 08:41:54 pm »
lol somewhat related to conversation:

Once, while during a 2ce trip, I got a fake fbi virus and decided to throw out my stash.  I was all paranoid because there was  a water facility down the road and I thought they would process the water and use it for evidence.


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« Reply #23 on: November 12, 2014, 08:57:05 pm »
one time the cops knocked on my door to check on my curfew and I flushed about 50g of weed and about a hundred or so oxycontin/dilaudid down the toilet. My buddys gf was sittin in the chair and as soon as I came out of the bathroom after the toilet flush her eyes got all wide and she was like "omg." During this I "answered" the door from the other side but my dog was going nuts and I think the UC's knew I had a pitbull so they were cool and preferred I didn't open it right away and got bitten (that was my thinking as to why they knocked instead of busted down the door, as well as I thought I was going to get arrested for something that had happened months ago I found out they were continuing to follow up on) so basically, I opened the door and they were like "cool" so I wasted a buncha dope for no reason other than my own paranoia.

This is of course not even close to true because everything I type is some sort of DaGuru inspired contrived internet persona and your bubble yum ass would probably etc.