I kinda want to go to jail.

[baby raper]

Last time I went I did eight months for punching an off duty cop and when I got out I was so fuckin buff every one was just straight lookin at me and chicks were comin outta nowhere....I had a good time kickin it with the boys...I made it to left hand and was actually given a second mattress which is sum srs shit when ur inside.

[RestStop]

Well, you could just join a gym instead. Better/more machines, weights etc..Plus on the outside you can eat what you want etc..

[baby raper]

Well, you could just join a gym instead. Better/more machines, weights etc..Plus on the outside you can eat what you want etc..

yeah but in there the whites were outnumbered three to one by the blacks so the workouts were mandatory.  200 pushups a day min. By my fourth month I was doing 10sets of 40 every day and making sure the fishes were doing there workouts....the first thing they said to me when I came in the dorm was we run this dorm like a level three prison yard four mos later I was smashing mofos for not wiping down the sink clean after they took a drink. It was fun.

[mashleshmash]

Well, you could just join a gym instead. Better/more machines, weights etc..Plus on the outside you can eat what you want etc..

yeah but in there the whites were outnumbered three to one by the blacks so the workouts were mandatory.  200 pushups a day min. By my fourth month I was doing 10sets of 40 every day and making sure the fishes were doing there workouts....the first thing they said to me when I came in the dorm was we run this dorm like a level three prison yard four mos later I was smashing mofos for not wiping down the sink clean after they took a drink. It was fun.

wow bro you sound hard

[baby raper]

Well, you could just join a gym instead. Better/more machines, weights etc..Plus on the outside you can eat what you want etc..

yeah but in there the whites were outnumbered three to one by the blacks so the workouts were mandatory.  200 pushups a day min. By my fourth month I was doing 10sets of 40 every day and making sure the fishes were doing there workouts....the first thing they said to me when I came in the dorm was we run this dorm like a level three prison yard four mos later I was smashing mofos for not wiping down the sink clean after they took a drink. It was fun.

wow bro you sound hard

tough as nails twice as hard.

[Idiosyncrasy]

Nails aren't that tough, especially when you have a couple screws loose.

It's not that hard to figure out how to get sent to jail.  If you need a fitness trainer and a butt buddy, those aren't too hard to find either.

Respect though... that might be hard for you to find on the outside.

[baby raper]

Only problem is im such a slick athletic lil bastard that I dont get caught for shit.