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Offline Bewbees

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Black Friday
« on: November 05, 2014, 10:16:12 pm »
Black Fridays coming up in a few weeks so parking lots around 8:30-9:00 are going to be goldmines for TVs, power tools, video games, shoes and all sorts of shit. Inside the stores everythings a fucking mess, theres people everywhere, just stuff your pockets and walk out there's almost no chance of being caught, its also not hard to walk out with a cart full at some of stores with shabby security and that could mean $1000+ in easily sold merch. So whats everyones experiences like on Black Friday?

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Re: Black Friday
« Reply #1 on: November 05, 2014, 10:49:25 pm »
I never understood the mindset of people flocking to go buy shit on one single day. Fuck that. I'm staying home.

Carhopping could net you a good haul. Bring a shopping cart if you find a score. Watch for cameras, obviously.

Also, unfortunately more people crowded around, more potential witnesses. I'd prefer to set off some sort of commotion if you're gonna ditch. Cause a panic.
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Re: Black Friday
« Reply #2 on: November 05, 2014, 11:54:02 pm »
people dont care to look whats happening around them really and nobody is going to be able to get any incriminating evidence if you wear a hat and use gloves

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Re: Black Friday
« Reply #3 on: November 05, 2014, 11:57:22 pm »
Yeah but not if you're smashing windows or rummaging from car to car; with all the people especially if you mean 9 am, you're sure to get caught. Shoplifting however does seem like a viable option and probably is the best day of the year for it. Then again, that just means stores will be preparing for it
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Re: Black Friday
« Reply #4 on: November 06, 2014, 12:43:39 am »
right dont smash windows do it incognito and everythings cool

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Re: Black Friday
« Reply #5 on: November 06, 2014, 12:51:04 am »
Yeah I don't think people would really notice you sliding into a car to take shit.. all the idiots come out on black friday n will be too distracted thinking about all the dumb shit they're about to buy.

Good idea, I never really thought about this.  My family celebrates thanksgiving on black friday tho so my aunts can celebrate with their husbands families on the day.

Well, if these stores were going to hire parking lot security any day of the year, it would be that day.  So IDK.  Scout the shit out before you start obviously.
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Re: Black Friday
« Reply #6 on: November 07, 2014, 01:00:58 am »
Even if there is security at the doors of these places i don't believe they would be able to do anything just for making the alarm go off if the items concealed. Black Friday workers are usually pissed off and tired so they forget to remove tags and stuff the security cant check for people just large suspicious carts.

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Re: Black Friday
« Reply #7 on: November 07, 2014, 01:11:37 am »
SWIM might be going shoplifting tomorrow. SWIM will set off the fire alarm, then when LP goes to investigate, SWIM goes out the front.
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Re: Black Friday
« Reply #8 on: November 07, 2014, 02:52:24 am »
How much are you stealing? it better be alot for all that but yes im going out tomorrow as well. I dont think LP investigate fire and they'd know it was you if they were on to you.
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