shoplifting bubblegum for profit

[Gollumkip]

This is easy. Go to the candy aisle at your grocey store, bring a reusable bag. Place bubblegum CAREFULLY Into bag. Walk out swiftly holding bag like a purse. If possible, use exits away from cashier. Go to local playground, sling bubblegum at 1 dollar for 2 packs. You'll be stacking cash in no time.

[mashleshmash]

You're really gonna hang out at play grounds?  Because all the teachers/mothers/fathers will let you sell the children bubble gum.

[baby raper]

I dont think people like you are allowed close enough to a playground to sell such wares.

[Gollumkip]

I dont think people like you are allowed close enough to a playground to sell such wares.

*looks at username*

[Toxication]

I first thought this was a joke,then saw where it was going.Anyway, if a teacher or parent sees a grown man?teen giving stuff to their kids for money, they'll go NUTS.

[joe camel]

Why stop at bubble gum?  Why not snickers and twix and sour punch straws and gummy worms too? You could build a monopoly until one day you can move up to having your own ice cream truck, until some asshole kid disables the music.

[Infinityshock]

youd make more selling crack, bath salts, robitussen, and meth

[joe camel]

youd make more selling crack, bath salts, robitussen, and meth

On a playground?  Those kids dont have the money for that. All they have is lunch money.

[Infinityshock]

youd make more selling crack, bath salts, robitussen, and meth

On a playground?  Those kids dont have the money for that. All they have is lunch money.

exactly. get them hooked early and youll have a customer for years

[Zanick]

Haven't you heard? Drug dealers give out free samples on elementary school playgrounds for years until their clientele are old enough to afford a full-blown addiction. The really smart ones play the long game like this.

[SBTlauien]

What I do, is I buy the bubble gum and keep the receipt.  I am careful opening the package, making sure not to damage it at all.  I do the same thing with each piece of gum that I chew, keeping the wrappers in perfect condition. After chewing each piece of the gum and the flavor is gone, I carefully mold it back into a square shape, let it dry, wrap it back up with the wrapper, and place it back into the package.  When the package is full, I carefully close it up, glue it shut, and let it dry.  Then I return it to the store for a FULL refund of $1.49!

This best part about this is that nobody gets ripped off.  I get to chew the delicious gum, and I am simply returning it to the store for my money back.  It's a moral scheme.

[Bad Company]

you can move up to having your own ice cream truck, until some asshole kid disables the music.

It is so good to hear it!

[BallsDeep69]

This is easy. Go to the candy aisle at your grocey store, bring a reusable bag. Place bubblegum CAREFULLY Into bag. Walk out swiftly holding bag like a purse. If possible, use exits away from cashier. Go to local playground, sling bubblegum at 1 dollar for 2 packs. You'll be stacking cash in no time.

Honestly Gollumkip, if you look anything like your profile pic, no-one is going to go NEAR you, much less buy bubblegum from you..

[BallsDeep69]

What I do, is I buy the bubble gum and keep the receipt.  I am careful opening the package, making sure not to damage it at all.  I do the same thing with each piece of gum that I chew, keeping the wrappers in perfect condition. After chewing each piece of the gum and the flavor is gone, I carefully mold it back into a square shape, let it dry, wrap it back up with the wrapper, and place it back into the package.  When the package is full, I carefully close it up, glue it shut, and let it dry.  Then I return it to the store for a FULL refund of $1.49!

This best part about this is that nobody gets ripped off.  I get to chew the delicious gum, and I am simply returning it to the store for my money back.  It's a moral scheme.

*Tries idea*
Holy shit, it works!

[mmmmmmmQuestions]

obviously you're gonna have to find your main pawn so as to do your bidding. This only takes one survey of, perhaps, a recess period. Use sound judgement to locate the 'bully' or 'punk' of the school children. Offer him free gum in exchange for selling your gum. Just like in The Wire.