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Neighbors
« on: September 28, 2014, 04:23:35 pm »
Some asshole is playing 'hall and oates' so loud I can hear it in my house.  I can't believe this is real.  This is actually my reality right now.  I hate life.
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Re: Neighbors
« Reply #1 on: September 28, 2014, 04:26:26 pm »
None of my neighbors could torture me with music because my system could probably kill their children.

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« Reply #2 on: September 28, 2014, 04:29:08 pm »
I've been at my moms apartment this last month and I went out to throw the garbage out and for a smoke at 3am and these niggers that just moved in started blasting their music. I like nigger music and all but at 3am? I felt bad for the people living right next to them. Who the fuck does that???

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Re: Neighbors
« Reply #3 on: September 28, 2014, 04:31:23 pm »
http://www.nbcnews.com/id/3077192/ns/technology_and_science-science/t/infrasound-linked-spooky-effects/#.VCe4-RayzK0

nobody I live near is quite that much of a cock, but if I head reason to it'd be hilarious to pump 17hz into their kids' room at 4am... it's barely audible, but quite likely to give them night terrors

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Re: Neighbors
« Reply #4 on: September 28, 2014, 04:31:48 pm »
Its these mexicans who moved in six months ago.  The guy works for at&t and drives the van home at night.  Every time he leaves for work and backs out of the driveway the van has that 'heavy equipment beep' thing, you know what I am talking about?  And I can hear it in my bedroom if the door is open.  The farthest possible room away from the source.

Every day they drag a wading pool onto their lawn and like twelve kids play in it.  My kitchen window is open today and I actually heard some lady say 'dios mio!'. 
quote author=dragqueen slayer link=topic=1184.msg35656#msg35656 date=1412632872]Cory is fucking retarded[/quote

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« Reply #5 on: September 28, 2014, 04:33:50 pm »
http://www.nbcnews.com/id/3077192/ns/technology_and_science-science/t/infrasound-linked-spooky-effects/#.VCe4-RayzK0

nobody I live near is quite that much of a cock, but if I head reason to it'd be hilarious to pump 17hz into their kids' room at 4am... it's barely audible, but quite likely to give them night terrors
Dude, that's interesting. I'll definitely read that article when I find the time. :tup:
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« Reply #6 on: September 28, 2014, 04:44:56 pm »
Dude, that's interesting. I'll definitely read that article when I find the time. :tup:

speaking of 'finding the time' I watched that yoko thing.  Laughed.  Hate that yellow whore.
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« Reply #7 on: September 28, 2014, 04:51:09 pm »
Dude, that's interesting. I'll definitely read that article when I find the time. :tup:

speaking of 'finding the time' I watched that yoko thing.  Laughed.  Hate that yellow whore.
Yea, Bill Burr is a funny son of a bitch.
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Re: Neighbors
« Reply #8 on: September 28, 2014, 04:53:14 pm »
http://www.nbcnews.com/id/3077192/ns/technology_and_science-science/t/infrasound-linked-spooky-effects/#.VCe4-RayzK0

nobody I live near is quite that much of a cock, but if I head reason to it'd be hilarious to pump 17hz into their kids' room at 4am... it's barely audible, but quite likely to give them night terrors

My personal experience with infrasound is that it can produce feelings of nausea and restlessness. It was being generated by a nearby motorway at night whilst I was trying and failing to sleep. It was barely audible. So subtle I didn't even percive it as sound until I blocked it out; it was driving me fucking mad until I randomly (subconsciously?) decided to close the bedroom window and felt sudden relief.

At the other end of the sound spectrum, specifically targeting mexican children, is The Mosquito device. They're expensive, but whether someone thinks they're too expensive may depend on how much they hate their neighbours.

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« Reply #9 on: September 28, 2014, 04:54:41 pm »
Yea, Bill Burr is a funny son of a bitch.

I don't feel like looking it up to see if it is him or not, but I recall him being very similar to the guy on the radio in 'gtaIV' who talks about people sending christmas cards with pictures of their dogs, and he says something like 'I don't wanna see pictures...of your fuckin' dog....in a fuckin' santa hat....' or something like that.
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« Reply #10 on: September 28, 2014, 04:59:38 pm »
Yea, Bill Burr is a funny son of a bitch.

I don't feel like looking it up to see if it is him or not, but I recall him being very similar to the guy on the radio in 'gtaIV' who talks about people sending christmas cards with pictures of their dogs, and he says something like 'I don't wanna see pictures...of your fuckin' dog....in a fuckin' santa hat....' or something like that.
He was in GTA IV so yea, that was probably him. He was also a character in Breaking Bad. He's the shit.
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Re: Neighbors
« Reply #11 on: October 01, 2014, 11:46:41 am »
I've been at my moms apartment this last month and I went out to throw the garbage out and for a smoke at 3am and these niggers that just moved in started blasting their music. I like nigger music and all but at 3am? I felt bad for the people living right next to them. Who the fuck does that???

First mistake: living anywhere near niggers

They do that shit on purpose

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Re: Neighbors
« Reply #12 on: October 01, 2014, 02:39:25 pm »
fukl u whitey

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Re: Neighbors
« Reply #13 on: October 03, 2014, 04:54:05 pm »
fukl u whitey

Calling someone white isnt derogatory.  Its the antithesis of derogatory

On that note...

Nigger

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Re: Neighbors
« Reply #14 on: October 03, 2014, 05:03:28 pm »
Invest in a pair of noise-cancelling headphones.

Well worth the cost.


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